A/N: OMG guys. The other day during lunch I kind of spat chocolate milk in Lisandro's and Brian's faces because I started laughing whilst drinking it... Well, at least only one other person saw it. (you know who you are. Say nothing.) (◐∇◐*)
Casually puts on shades and walks away.
I know how to get all da boys. Yep. Totally. (๑ơ ₃ ơ)
~•~(Julia's POV)~•~
On Friday, I sat in Mr. Barney's class writing down notes when suddenly Mr. Hamilton came over the P.A. "This is a drill, please move to your severe weather locations. I repeat, this is a drill, please move to your severe weather locations." really. I had one more problem to do! Mr. Barney sighed, annoyed, and we all moved over to the computer lab next door. Mrs. Bailey's class was also filing into the room. As to how we would fit three classes in there, I have absolutely no idea.
Once all of us were inside, people were already beginning to line up under the tables against the wall. I spotted some space in the corner and uncomfortably crawled in headfirst, as instructed. 'This is so cramped, we couldn't possibly fit in anymore people.' suddenly, as if to contradict my words, a kind of muscular guy (muscular in comparison to every other eight grade guy) squeezed in right next to me. 'great.' I didn't want to make an awkward eye contact with anyone while in this sort of position, so I just stared straight ahead. However, the boy put his arm around my shoulders and pulled me into him. "What the-" "Shh. It's just me." I sighed in relief and smiled once I realized it was just Lisandro. OH GOSH IT'S LISANDRO. My breath hitched and I felt my face heat up, and because of the tight space, I know Lisandro did too. He laughed quietly but said nothing. The room was silent, every student against the wall in preparation for a storm on the clearest day of the whole month. Great planning.
Suddenly, and nobody saw this coming at all, Caramelldansen started playing loudly and every student tried to find the source of the music.
(A/N: *Pops fingers* *stretches arms* *clears throat* *PUSHES THE BUTTON*)
OAA-OAA-OAA
DANCE TO THE BEAT
WAVE YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
COME FEEL THE HEAT
FOREVER AND FOREVER
LISTEN AND LEARN IT
IT IS TIME FOR PRANCING
NOW WE ARE HERE,
WITH CARAMELLDANSEN!!!!
(A/N: *heavy breathing* oh, if you don't know that song, you should listen to it. Also, I will never acknowledge that this song is in this book. So yeah. (｡･ω･)
The room began erupting into laughter as people started realizing who it was. My eyes widened when I spotted Mr. Barney violently tapping his phone to try and get it to shut up. Even the two other teachers next to him were dying of laughter. He began hitting it harder, and that obviously didn't solve the problem, so, out of pure rage and embarrassment, Mr. Barney threw his phone across the room. It basically exploded on contact with the wall. Everyone silenced in fear as Mr. Barney returned to his spot in the middle of the room. "If word of the last five minutes leave this room, I will assign a literal ton of algebra homework, take-home tests, note pages, and math problems as simple as 2 + 2 for all of you to do. Also, they will all be due the day after they are assigned. No homework passes, make up work, excuses, or extra credit allowed." He was beyond furious, heck, I'd go as far as saying he was in demon mode. Suddenly Lisandro backed up a little to raise his hand. 'Lisandro. WTF are you doing. Do you wish to die today. I don't want you to die today. Stop. Mr. Barney is in demon mode.' Mr. Barney spotted his hand and his face hardened into a glare. A glare that basically said, 'I will kill you if you say anything stupid.' "What could you possibly ask that is of importance right now?" Lisandro bit back a smirk. "What if we don't have your class for algebra?"
Lisandro. You just screwed up really bad.
"WELL MOTHER TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ. IF YOU DONT HAVE MY CLASS I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO REQUEST YOUR SCHEDULE CHANGE SO YOU CAN HAVE THE EMPTY SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO MY DESK, WHERE YOU CAN DUST CALCULATORS ALL DAY AND FETCH ME WATER, WITH ICE, FROM THE BREAK ROOM. BUT DON'T EVEN ASK ME WHY OR ELSE I'LL GIVE YOU SO MUCH WORK THAT YOUR EYES WILL SHRIVEL UP AND DIE, YOUR ARMS WILL FALL OFF, AND YOUR BRAIN WILL BE LIQUIFIED. DOES THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU SIR?" every other student just stared at Lisandro with sympathy. The teachers did too. "I-I'm so s-sorry sir... I-I'm fine w-with my c-current class..." he muttered out nervously and immediately dove back into his spot next to me, shivering in fear. This time I was the one embracing him.
Suddenly, Mr. Hamilton was on the P.A. again. "All clear. Students may now return to their classes." Lisandro grabbed my hand and pulled me up quickly, and he began sprinting away with me, practically shoving down anyone in our way to the door. Once we had escaped, he pulled me in for a quick hug, and I could tell his heart was still racing from Mr. Barney. "I'll see you later." I smiled. "Yeah, see you then."
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Once everyone was back in class, Mr. Barney acted as if nothing abnormal had happened. Suddenly, I heard Karissa whisper to me, "I didn't know Mr. Barney was an Attack on Titan fan."
"What? What makes you think he's an Attack on Titan fan?"
She shook her head smiling. "You either understood the reference or you didn't. We should watch Attack on Titan Abridged sometime."
"Um... OK...?"
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