The Case with Lisandro's Hair
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A/N: This isn't a chapter, it's just a spoof about Lisandro's weird ass hair. Those who take it seriously as a part of the story will be confused, and questions regarding such will be mercilessly laughed at. Not really, but please don't post them. This is only meant for satire and comedy. I repeat:
SATIRE
AND
COMEDY
Anyways, enjoy lovely readers~
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The whole school had gathered inside the cafeteria. Mr. Moore, the principal stepped up with a microphone. "Everyone! There is a terrible emergency on our hands! As you know, there is something in this school tearing it apart from the inside!" the students began talking amongst themselves; bits and pieces could be heard:
"Is it a monster?"
"Is this a joke?"
"Hey, pass the pringles!"
Mr. Moore mentally facepalmed about that last one. "However, we now know what it is!" Two students walked up: Lisandro and Julia. Julia obtained the microphone and a hush fell over the crowd. "IT IS LISANDRO'S HAIR!!!" *gasp* Lisandro stood pouting next to Julia. Suddenly a student asked, "Then why does he have hair now?" Julia smirked and tugged his hair, revealing that is was in fact, a toupee. *gasp* Lisandro ducked behind the stage curtain. "Julia!! You didn't need to do that!!!" The girl smiled. "I know. I just really wanted to." Suddenly, a giant mound of hair (about the size of an elephant) burst into the cafeteria, and students ran around screaming. The hair roared and rampaged around, absorbing students and anything else in it's path.
And that is the story of how we died.
Lol not really. Lisandro took out the many pens and pencils in his pockets and threw them, one by one at the creature. One in particular, a glittery pink pen, nailed the hair right in it's... Scalp? (I dunno. Whatever is a hair's brain.) and it gave one final roar before collapsing. Students crawled out, covered in hair, mostly cringing or crying. Once it was emptied of students, it began shrinking down to normal size, and Lisandro walked up and placed it back on his head triumphantly. Julia punched him on the shoulder playfully. "Good job, but that's really gross." Lisandro smirked. "Oh it is, Eh? Why don't you give me a hug then?" and so, the school day ended with Lisandro chasing Julia around the nearly demolished school building.
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"Can someone please pass the pringles?
Seriously. I'm hungry."
