Chapter 12. "Shipping Chaos" {Shitpost}

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{Idk if this would be a filler or not- it has the ships I remember I shipped.}
{And it's incorrect quotes from the dragon AU}
{And gingerbright is there bc of visiting gingerbrave}
{It's also based after-ish the fanfic}

Welcome to the gayest kingdom! Most of everyone here is gay- Here is some highlights of their gayness showing!

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Wizard: Hey ginger?

Gingerbrave who's practicing to fly : hmm?

Wizard:Would you be my boyfriend?

Ginger: *Insert flustered dragon noises*

Wizard: I MEANT BESTFRIEND DANGIT BRAIN.

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Dark choco having a monologue: Nothing matters in reality I care about no on-

Milk cookie: *Exists*

Dark choco:

Milk cookie:

Dark choco: I take back what I said.

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Sea fairy: *Sobbing at night*

Moonlight: *wakes up*

Sea fairy: MY DEAREST BELOVED WELCOME BACK WILL YOU MARRY ME? I LOVE YOUUUU

Moonlight: SEA FAIRY!? MY DEAREST BELOVED I MISSED YOU! YES I WILL! I LOVE YOUU

Everyone else: What the friuk was that reunion!?

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Strawberry when seeing gingerbright after 3 years: B-B-BRIGHT!?

Bright: STRAWBERIE!?

Also bright: *flew 'straight' towards strawberry and kissed her*

Strawberry: @-@

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*During the battle of the bridge* {I got the idea for this from a crk tiktok}

"All of the cookies are trying to get onto the bridge to the other side*

wizard got picked up by gingerbrave and they glided to the other side

Sea fairy jumps into the water and returns onto the other side

dark choco about to throw milk cookie onto the other side

gingerbright trying to fly with strawberry but gets yeeted by wind

Pure vanilla, hollyberry and dark enchantress screeching at all of the cookies to stop

Also pure vanilla: *Remembers the other 5 and cries*

{The ancient cookies in this AU and the possible Future crk fanfics were a poly}

All the calm ones watching this: STAP.

The dragons watching this: What the hell-

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*In the past*

Dark cacoa holding young dark choco irresponsibly: I GOT A CHILD F I R S T

Golden cheese: wha-

White lily: Don't ask gold- don't ask.

Hollyberry: he and pure vanilla had a bet on who'd get a child first- I don't know why-

Pure vanilla: >:0 not gonna lie the child is cute-

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Sparking: I love you so~

Vampire: Please choose me~

Herb: IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING GO HOME, WE'RE ALREADY DATING

Vampire and sparkling: Oh we forgot-

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*During pride month*

Karen: Gayness is a sin!

Sea fairy and the other gay/lesbian cookies holding the pride flag: lol no *Kisses their partners*

karen: You can't change your gender!

Dozer and other the other trans/Nonbinary cookies the holding the trans flag: Bit- *exists

*Insert photos of ships talking to each other*

That's all folks! I hope you enjoyed the gayest kingdoms highlights

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