Jschlatt x Reader

Morph Mod

The next day, I went to the strip club again. When I came back, I went onto the server. I had a Youtube channel, (Channel Name.) I had about 1M subscribers. Eventually, I made a video with Tommy, Phil, Charlie, Wilbur, and Schlatt. I started up. "We installed the morph mod into minecraft, and it's just brilliant!" I said to the camera. "This was so funny!" "Most people when they first discover this channel, find me really fucking annoying. So, if you don't think I'm annoying, then please subscribe! It's completely free and you can always change your mind later. Enjoy!" We then started up the world. "And I was adjusting my camera the entire time. Guys who made cameras?" Tommy asked. I think that was the- the lumiere brothers," Wilbur replied, killing a sheep. He turned into the sheep. We all looked at him. "Oh! Well hey there guys," Wilbur chuckled. We all laughed. "Ya gonna baa?" Tommy asked. "Baa," Wilbur replied. Jschlatt then turned into a sheep. Wilbur and him kept saying "Baa" at each other. Then Charlie became a sheep. Tommy, Phil, and I then went to a village. The boys followed us. Schaltt started hitting me. I ran away, he chased me. "Phil! Phil. It's biting me!" I said. "Yeah, I'm biting you~," Schlatt smirked. I stopped, turned around, looked at him, and replied, "No." I then ran away. Schlatt then became a fish. "I- get in the water man," I laughed, hitting him into the water. "Thank you," he smiled. "Hey, come on guys! I feel like we're not getting anything done! We're just floundering around," Charlie joked. Tommy and I laughed. "Phil where are you?" I asked. "Getting loot. I'm coming back," he replied. The boys then swam away. "Where's that fussy?" Schlatt asked me. "What-," I laughed. "We're gonna find some tropical fussy," Wilbur giggled. Schlatt then came up to us, still a fish. "Hey, how's life down there?" I asked. "How's life being short?" Tommy asked. "That is not funny," Schlatt replied. Tommy and I laughed. Schlatt then killed a sheep. He became a sheep. Then himself again. "Okay, can you stop fucking... switching?" I asked. I then killed him. I became Schlatt. "Ohoho. I'm about to say some fucked up shit now~," I smiled. "Hey, don't say anything I wouldn't," Schlatt said. Schlatt, Tommy, and I then went into a cave. "Uh, we would like some pollen! We would like some pollen," Wilbur said. Charlie and him were bees. "Why is the bee autotuned?" I laughed. "I'm getting a scent. I'm getting a whiff!" Charlie said. "I will follow you-." "THE QUEEN IS DEAD! THE QUEEN!" Charlie yelled. "What?? The queen is dead~!" Wilbur yelled. "MY PHEROMONES ARE FUCKED!" Charlie yelled. "NOOOO! NOT THE PHEROMONES!" Wilbur yelled. He then died. "Take my remains and pollinate this Earth," Charlie begged. "Okay," I replied, killing him without hesitation. I became a bee. I looked at Schlatt. "Oho. Ohohoho. You looking mighty fine there, Jschlatt," I laughed. Eventually, Tommy and I were at a crafting table. "Hey guys! Funny pun!" Schlatt said, coming up to us in Charlie's skin. "Oh wait, this is Schlatt!" He then started killing me. "You do not wanna become me Schlatt! You don't wanna go in me! You don't wanna taste this pussy!" I said, running away while he was chasing me. "I wanna taste that pussy!" he said. "What?" I questioned, turning around. He then killed me. I moaned. "Y/N, did you just moan?" Charlie asked. "No," I lied. "Yo, I think she did," Tommy laughed. "No, I did not," I replied. "Yeah, ya did. I heard it. I heard it," Schlatt said. He then looked at his skin. "Wait... why am I Y/N in a suit?" He laughed. "I wear a suit in my spare time, Schlatt. Ya can't sue me for it," I replied. "Can I have some of my things back, bald me? Hey, hey, hey. Woah, woah, woah. We don't need to be playing with a wig," I said. "POGCHAMP!" He yelled. He ran away. We laughed. Schlatt, Tommy, Phil, Charlie, Wilbur and I were in an acacia house. I killed a husk. I became a husk, and so did Schlatt. "Hey. I- I'm Rusk," I joked. "Elephants got tusks?" "Played a game called Rust?" Schlatt said. "Uh... suck dick I must?" I said. He then laughed. I smirked. When we left, I became a rabbit and they made a cage for me. "Hey guys," I said. They lead me into the cage. "Oh- for me?" I questioned. I went into the cage, and they shut the iron trap doors. "Bruh," I laughed. We all laughed. Schlatt became a spider and got inside too. "Wait, no no no no no no! I don't wanna be in here with him," I begged them to let me out. Schlatt then killed me. I moaned again. "What the fuck- why do I keep doing that?" I whispered. Eventually, Charlie and Wilbur became bees again. "We got a new queen, bitches!" Charlie yelled. "Phil, give 'em the S to the lave," I said. "The queen's in there. The queen's in there!" "I'ma bring her my pollen! Wait a minute, are you telling me..." "Wilbur, the queen's in there!" Schlatt said. He went inside. "The queen-. Ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~," they said. "Dreaming about the queen," Charlie "sang." "This is like a blink-182 song dude," Schlatt said. I laughed. "I cannot bee- can't pollinate tonight!" Charlie said.

"She left me roses by the stairs~"

"Did you say "Roses"?"

"Fuck yeah~"

"WHERE?!"

We all laughed.

Time skipping because I am a lazy ass...

When we killed the ender dragon, I said, "ROUND TWO MOTHERFUCKERS!" I kill all of them. Eventually, I posted the video onto YouTube. At night, I went to sleep.