Jschlatt x Reader

Jackbox Pt. 1

Time skip...

I was playing Jackbox with the boys.

Ted:

Wah-ka-boom is my battle scream

I'm sexy beautiful, call me Jimmy Neutron's sheen

I hear the beat, I come out fucking

See my big sheen cock? Better start sucking!

Traves:

I rise to do heights I'm a master handy mandy

Please don't look at my phanny

I'm fluent in hustlin' conversational in fixin'

Bet you couldn't fix a thing

"Damn!" We said. Schlatt then got his Rap Mic out.

Schlatt:

I'm a great rapper but you should hear me duck

My boner's out bitch it's time to fuck

I got big plans, I'm a poindexter

My cock's got one to call me penis erector

He laughed. "Let's go," Charlie said.

Charlie:

I spit so fast, they call me the chimpanzee

Peelin' bananas, swinging from tree to tree

I'm flying high like some kind of sea plane

You're just Schlagg and always in pain

"NOOOOO!" Schlatt yelled. We all laughed. Eventually, I was up against Schlatt.

Schlatt:

You're not the boss of me, not even my CEO

I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll be saying, "Ohhh!"

Look at you now, thinking you're all beans and toast

My cock is out, and it's been upvoted the most

Y/N:

Hold up now, just wait a second

Why are you using your nose as a weapon?

Why are you so obsessed with a skateboard?

Did you hit that fucking schnoz against the stage door?

I won that round.