𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 • 𝐣𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤

24

a/n I love 18 w half my heart bc its reminding me of how my life is becoming but what I love more is my little drabbles book in my drafts which is literslly my life but as a gay ff bc jikook r literslly me n my boyfriend plus theres a lot of weed

ALSO BITCHES if it wasnt clear unlike char im not single anymore tell me if u want the story

also sry that the authors note was lowk longer than the chapter ENJOY PLS I WROTE THIS WHILE I WAS STONED SO JUST APPRECIATE IT FOR WHAT IT IS

"Just hypothetically." Jihyun starts, breaking the silence as he cuddles up against Taehyung. "Would you be down to fuck before you leave?"

"Why do I feel like this isn't exactly hypothetical?" Taehyung asks.

"Just tell me." Jihyun urges, and Taehyung grins.

"Definitely. You?"

"Mhm. And hypothetically speaking, how big is your di-"

"We both know it's not hypothetical, and it's bigger than yours."

Jihyun flushes a bright red, coughing into his first.

"Good to know. Get it, I guess. So... do you have time some night, or... "

Taehyung laughs, bending down to kiss Jihyun's forehead.

"Friday night, my place?"

"Sounds good." Jihyun responds, and Taehyung can feel him tense up a little.

"Are you nervous? You're a virgin, right?"

"Uh-huh. I'm just wondering... like, a lot could go wrong, right? Like, what if I accidentally choke on your dick and throw up? Or what if I piss by accident cause there's pressure on my dick or something? What if one of us needs to go to the bathroom? Who's top and who's bottom? Can we just do sideways if we can't agr- Actually, forget I said that. Anyways, what if you get stuck and I have your dick inside of me forever? I mean, it doesn't sound horrible but I have my SATs in October, so would we need to get it surgically- Yeah, not gonna finish that thought. And what if-"

Taehyung looks amused as he brushes Jihyun's bangs from his forehead.

"Babe, calm down. Your situations are concerning as fuck, by the way, like, I don't even want to think about how you came up with them, but they probably won't happen. I've done this plenty of times, not a lot of things go wrong most of the time. It can be awkward, but it's fine, really."

"... Still. What if I need to p-"

"I won't laugh, and I'll say it's my kink." Taehyung responds, and Jihyun shrugs.

"Sounds freaky, but sure."

_______

Jimin's world is slowly collapsing. Call him dramatic, but even now, twenty-four hours later, he feels as embarrassed as that one time he walked in on his parents having the dryest sex ever.

Sitting in Jungkook's lap again, Jimin only half heartedly kisses him back, his mind replaying the words running through his head last time.

I love you.

Ugh, that's so fucking embarrassing.

"Jimin?" Jungkook mutters in. between kisses.

Eyes wide, Jimin looks at him, frantically scanning the room for an exit. "Yeah?"

"You okay?"

"Of course I am!" Jimin answers, way too quickly. "I mean, I'm great. Fine. Perfectly fine. Everything's fine."