This is of course based off joshdub)
This is the last joke chapter for a while
Godorah,gregar,neo and bauzire went off jn a mission and hades and helios volunteered to stay behind and watch the ship
Helios was playing a game on his computer until he heard a panting sound
And just then hades burst in through the door
Hades: HELIOS!!!!!!
helios: what the hell man?!
Hades: (pant) (pant) due were in big trouble man!!!!
Helios: whoa whoa whoa man!! Calm down
Hades: godorah just texted me!!! He's gonna be home in 5 minutes and we forgot to defrost the sausage to make neo hot dogs!!!!!!
Helios: OH SHIT!!!!!
Hades: he said very clearly " don't forget to defrost the sausage out the freezer or none of us are eating tonight!!! And we fucking forgot the sausage!!!!!!!!!
Helios: OH GOD HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!!!!!
hades: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helios: don't worry man there's still time!!!!!
Hades: bro remember when we forgot to make dinner last time?!? Bro he bitch slapped us so hard until we where bruised!!!! (YELLNG RANDOM SHIT!!)
Helios: hey don't worry!!, well just throw them out, just stick it between our butt cheeks!! Come on!!!!!
they both bolted down the stairs and ran to the kitchen while hades was screaming his head off
But when they got to the kitchen they saw something .......unexpected to say the least
(Ignore the banana)Hades: what the hell?!
Glizzy: did you forget something?...........
YOU LITTLE SHITS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Helios: oh god what the fuck?!?!?
Hades: Jesus christ!!!!!!!
Glizzy: you little BITCHES...... you left me in there for DAYS!!! YOU UNGRATEFUL SHITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Helios and hades: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-timeskip to where the glitzy calmed down and started telling his backstory-
Glizzy: you don't know how hard it is boys, spending four days, in that frozen tundra, door closed,
Ma wiener, flopping about all the time...
All I had to keep me warm was my little sockies, my little sockies, my expiration dates comin up boys.... I don't wanna be wasted
YOU ARE READING
intergalactic mercenaries (a kaiju girls, dbz etc crossover story)
FanfictionThe story follows godghidorah (godorah) a hybrid offspring between one of the strongest members of the ghidorah and godzilla species, he, his son and his crew where on one of their great conquests but bagan, the arch nemesis of godorah, launched a g...