What's Better Than E?

■19 - Thanos■

Sunday ~ 10:22 am

better-than-E:

Hi pixie isnt this how he talks to you I am so excited because I finally got to talk to you I mean "Bob" lmao never lets me talk to you nor does he ever give me your username so I took the chance to talk to you because hes bringing the snacks

I am in his bedroom btw and hes in the kitchen if youre wondering

purple_pixie:

OH, MY GOSH!

i think i just lost tons and tons of my brain cells reading that!

and who are you????

better-than-E:

Wait reading what I didnt write anything provocative did I aww pixie the least you can do is match my excitement and bitch about Bob

And im Bobs best friend Theodore but you can call me Thanos I wish I could tell you Bobs real name but then I am as good as dead :(

purple_pixie:

LMAO! i like you already bahahahaha but you're making me lose all my brain cells.

i think Thanos suits you well because with those lack of punctuation marks, you're gonna wipe out half the universe too!

better-than-E:

What how is it possible to kill just because I didnt use the punctuation marks that doesnt even make sense

purple_pixie:

oh no no no no no no!

have you not heard that once a judge had mistakenly put the comma in the wrong place? it got the man killed. a death sentence, to be precise. using punctuation marks is VERY important so that people don't end up losing their brain cells! and their lives as well!

better-than-E:

…

Oh of course. Well Im so used to this that I forgot its new for people but yeah I am too lazy to put a comma full stop question and exclamation mark and stuff so yeahhhh…

purple_pixie:

but… but… it gives me anxiety just to look at it lmao.

better-than-E:

Ah, well. Sorry for the slow typing but I was putting those punctuation marks for you.

Also, you're telling me but you don't even use the caps for the first letter?

purple_pixie:

*GASPS*!!

have you never heard of the small letter aesthetics??????

better-than-E:

Um… no?

purple_pixie:

that's a thing though uhuhuhuhu.

but never mind.

anyway so you had said earlier that Bob would kill you if you told me his name. soooooo…

does he talk about me?

better-than-E:

Ooooooooh, someone's interested I see

I hope you know that I am talking through his account and that he could read these chats, right?

But ajdjfjdjdjjfkfll sjsjdjekwksksmkskss

purple_pixie:

whoa, what the hell was that? O_O

Thanos? Thanos? Thanos??? ohmigosh, are you… are you dead? should i call 911????????

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This is one of my favorite chapters in this book because it was so fun to write about Thanos hahaha