Chapter 29: An Outrageous Letter

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I finished eating dinner as then suddenly we hear both doors opened instantly and then my head instantly turned in the direction to see Yunyun, she then approached us to Kazuma, but she seemed very intense.

Yunyun: "K-Kazuma-san..." She says nervously.

Kazuma: "Uh, Yeah?" Kazuma questions as Yunyun just tries to get her words out.

Yunyun: "I...I...I want to have Kazuma's children!"

When I hear those words from her towards Kazuma. We all turned to her with a dumbstruck expression, I wasn't the only one, but everyone was looking at her. That was obvious since Yunyun suddenly blurted that out as then Kazuma turns to us with a Lenny face as I gave him a nasty look.

Kazuma: (It's time for my popular phrase!)

-Time Skip-

After what had just happened in the Guild, we eventually head home and talked about it. So right now, Aqua and I were at the table, she was playing her cards while I, on the other hand, was petting Chomusuke. The others were talking about Yunyun's future or something like that till then eventually...

Yunyun: "The Crimson Demon Village is going to be wiped out!" 

Yunyun shouted as we stopped what we were doing and looked at her. Everything calmed down as we decided to have a meeting.

Rin: "So, what's going on exactly, Yunyun?" 

Rin asked her as she nods and pulls out a note. 

Yunyun: "I got this letter from my father..." Yunyun says.

(Y/N): "Your father?" 

I questioned as she nodded at me, then Megumin picks it up and reads it.

Megumin: "By the time you read this, I will surely have passed on."

We were somehow shocked a little as Megumin continues reading the letter.

Megumin: "It says the Crimson Demon Village is under attack by the Devil King's forces. A fortune-teller saw a future where the village would be devasted...But they also saw a light of hope. That light was the only survivor of the Crimson Demons, Yunyun." How is she the only survivor?

Megumin questions as Yunyun tells her to keep reading, but Megumin asks her what happened to herself. As then, Megumin continues reading the letter...

Megumin: "As the only survivor, she would meet a certain man in the town of beginners. This man, though unremarkable and with no special power, will become her spouse." 

Megumin says looking at Kazuma as Kazuma pointed at her.

Kazuma: "Why'd you look at me after reading that? And was that seriously all it took to convince you it was me?!" Kazuma exclaimed as Megumin continues reading.

Megumin: "Then, as time passes, the son born to her and this man would go on a journey. But the boy did now know...that he would be the one to avenge his clan and slay the Devil King..."

Megumin says Darkness, Aqua, and Kazuma gasped at what they just hear, but although I didn't really get it on what that note says...it sounded like a story to me. Aqua complains about Kazuma child and defeating the Devil King, everyone began to complain as I sighed at them,

(Y/N): "Hey Megumin, can you give me that note?" 

I asked Megumin as she nodded at me and handed the letter to me as Jack and I took a closer look at the letter. 

Megumin: "By the way, what are you going to do with it?" Megumin asked as everyone kept complaining.

(Y/N): "We need to examine this letter..."

I noticed there were also writing notes at the bottom right and it was almost folded.

Jack: Let us see...

Jack then unfolds it and to our little surprise...that it was just the first chapter of the story by some author named 'Arue'.

Jack: "Everyone, we don't think this is a letter. It's a story letter." 

Jack said to everyone as Yunyun began to scream in embarrassment and snatched the letter, crumpled it up, and threw it away.

Yunyun: "Arue, you idiot!"

Yunyun started screaming out of embarrassment and everyone was confused except for me and Jack because we examined the story letter as Kazuma started asking Yunyun who was kneeling on the carpet, wailing her eyes out.

(Y/N): "So much for that, who's Arue?" 

I asked Megumin since she's one of the Crimson Demons.

Megumin: "Arue's my classmate from the Crimson Demon Village. How should I put it; she's a weird girl aiming to be an author...?" 

Darkness then showed an expression of relief when she heard what Megumin said.

Rin: So it was just a chapter of a story then?

Jack: Yeah, it was just a story of a page...

Darkness: "Hmm? Wait, what about the first letter?" 

Darkness asked as Megumin picks up the first letter and reads it.

Megumin: "The contents of this one should be true. The Crimson Demons have been an eyesore to the Demon King's army for the longest time. This day was bound to come sooner or later anyway. They're probably getting serious about attacking the Crimson Demon village."

Megumin says as Kazuma didn't take it.

Kazuma: "Hey, wait, wait, what about my tender heart? Don't mess with me! I was prepared to take my pants off and now you tell me this? What about Yunyun? Yunyun and I will become sweet lovers, right?" 

Kazuma says as I sighed until Darkness steps up.

Darkness: "It won't happen. You're in the way, just step aside and play with Aqua... By the way, Megumin, why are you so calm as (Y/N)? Aren't you worried about your family and classmates? Your home village's in danger, right?" 

Prompted by Darkness's words, the wailing Yunyun lifted her head suddenly.

Yunyun: "That, that's right. Now's not the time to be crying! Hey Megumin, what should we do? I think it's true that our village's being attacked! What should we do?" 

Yunyun asked as Megumin spoke up...

Megumin: "We're the Crimson Demons that even the Demon King fears, right? I don't think the people in the village will helplessly await their demise. Also, if Yunyun, the daughter of the village chief, is here, the bloodline of the Crimson Demons won't be broken no matter what happens to the village. So, I think it would be better to think about it this way–everyone in the village will live on in our hearts–"

She was cut off by Yunyun strangling her using Megumin's collar and telling her that she was cold-hearted. So then later, after a while of talking, Yunyun leaves the Mansion returning her home lonely. 

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