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Warning- Cursing.




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Reki: People who set their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody.

Miya: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and god.

Langa: ...

Langa: How do you set your phone on Dungeons and Dragons?

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Miya: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Reki: [Jumps into (Y/n)'s arms]

(Y/n): I guess I'll burn, for you.

Miya, to Joe: You owe me 10 bucks.

Joe: I didn't think he would actually say that.

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Kaoru/Cherry: Kojiro, do you smell that smoke?

Kojiro/Joe: That's just my burning passion for you, Kaoru.

Kaoru/Cherry: The kitchen is on fire, you dimwit gorilla.

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Shadow: Hey, have you seen Reki and (Y/n)?

Miya: Yeah, they just heelied down the hall together holding hands.

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(Y/n): This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn't make sense.

Reki: ...So you'll do it?

(Y/n): For you? Of course.

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Ad*m: I thought you were dead!

(Y/n)/Skull: I get that a lot.

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Reki, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

Kaoru/Cherry: I never even asked a question.

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Reki: Bye, (Y/n)! Bye, Joe! Bye, Langa! Bye, Kaoru! Bye, (Y/n)!

Miya: You said "Bye, (Y/n)" twice.

Reki: I like (Y/n).

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(Y/n): I'm dating Reki.

Miya: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.

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Shadow: Who the fuck do you think you are?!?!?!

(Y/n)/Skull: Bro for a long time I thought I was depressed...

Shadow: Oh dude-

(Y/n): turns out I just really love cats and I get really sad.

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Random student pointing at (Y/n): This guy's playing video games under the desk.

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(Y/n), watching the news: Some idiot just tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Reki, covered in ink: Well MAYBE that squid was being a dick.

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Reki: I'm a god.

Miya: You yelled "Shut up." at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely a coincidence. You have no power.

(Y/n): Shut it. He's a god.

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(Y/n) working at the drive-thru: Bye, have a nice day!

Reki: Bye, I love you.

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Joe: Oh hey, Kaoru... What are you doing here?

Kaoru/Cherry: On the contrary, what are you doing here? This is my house, after all.

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Joe: Wow (Y/n), the fans really want to know what your type is...

(Y/n): Red hair, Amber eyes, ride and makes skateboards.

Reki: (Y/n), you dummy!

Reki: That's too specific.

Reki: It almost sounds like you're talking about m-

Reki, realizing who (Y/n) was talking about: [Intense blushing]

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Sorry that this is kinda sort but hope you liked it.



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