Hotch: ^
Garcia: I say we bully no one because bullying isn't nice! :D
Derek: ..babygirl I love you to death stg but.. no🥰 ❤
Garcia: choco thunder... :(
Derek: sorry 😞 💔
JJ: one normal conversation please I beg
Emily: honey, respectfully, no 💃🏻💃🏻👀
Y/n: OMG NO I JUST SAW ONE OF THE POSTERS
Y/n: "GAY SEX IS THE ONLY WAY. STRAIGHT SEX SENDS SINNERS STRAIGHT TO HELL. SAY NO TO HETEROSEXUALITY" GUYS PLEASE??? 😭😭😭
Derek: bestie and I clever ikik big brains 🧠 🤪
Emily: Funniest mfers here idc idc 💃🏻🕺🏾
Hotch: See now you see why I said it's funny...
Y/n: ITS HILARIOUS COFFEE CAME OUT OF MY NOSE OH MY GOD
Derek: ... bestie.. ☕ 👃🏻
Y/n: FUCK OFF 🤬💔
Hotch: leave them alone Derek having liquid in your nose hurts
Derek: damn okay sir 😏
Emily: .. derek.. dont..
Derek: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM TRYING OKAY HES HOT LOOK AT HIM I CANT HELP IT 😐💔😔
Y/n: big facts
Y/n: DONT REMOVE ME BUT HES NOT WRONG OKAY
Emily: y/n💀
JJ: I'm exhausted 😪
Reid: Me too, I couldn't sleep last night.
Y/n: Couldn't sleep because of deez nu...
Y/n: Derek fuck u you're rubbing off on me go away forever 😐🤬🤬
Derek: BRUH I DIDNT HOLD MY GLOCK TO YOUR HEAD AND FORCE YOU TO WRITE THAT? ACCOUNTABILITY MAN FUCK YOU 😡😡🥸
Emily: I say we mass buy a bunch of those very giant dildos and super glue them all over strauss' office and cover them in lube so she can't pull them off
Derek: they're like 599. each tho 🙃
Hotch: wait.. how do you know that
Derek: I googled it duh 🙄 🤣 😒
Y/n: #dereklikebigdick
Derek: AYO SHE JUST... REMOVE THEM FOR THAT HOTCH WTF 😨😨😨
Emily: he wears panties I ain't surprised 💃🏻 go you Derek
Derek: NAH WHY DOES IT ALWAYS FULL CIRCLE BACK TO THAT ACCUSATION??? I DONT WEAR PANTIES STOP IT RN ENOUGH 😡🤬🤬💔
Hotch: You definitely do
Derek: you'd like to know? 😏
Hotch: no thanks!👍🏻
Y/n: mans just admitted to it 😭 r.i.p
Derek: feeling some homicidal tendencies rn 🔪 🍽
Emily: the plate???? Cannibalism???? 🧐 no.
Y/n: I don't consent sorry 🥊🥊😠 you may not kill me and eat my remains
Reid: Whats wrong with wearing panties? Like why are we bullying Derek for it?
Emily: got something to share with the class Spencer..?🤨🤨
Derek: ayo did he just .. 🤣 ight then
Y/n: you both probably go panty shopping together ❤ 😄
JJ: LMAO WHAT 💀💀
Derek: crying and throwing up and shaking and crying 😢🤢
Rossi: Okay I'm awake what'd I miss?
Rossi: ..oh... back to sleep I go!
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BAU groupchat + Reader
Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
