𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚒𝚒

1989, Bisexual Potatoes And Lesbian Chickens

3. GAY IS GREAT

4. FUCK THIS HETERONORMATIVE SOCIETY

5. GIRLS LIKE GIRLS

6. GAY IS GREAT

7. GAY MARRIAGE IS JUST AS VALID. AND SHOULDN'T BE TREATED ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN SAME SEX MARRIAGES

8. HOMOPHOBIA IS DUMB. YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE SCARED OF THE LGBQT+ COMMUNITY IF THEY HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. PREJUDICE AGAINST SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARENT STRAIGHT OR CISGENDER AND DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD TREAT THEM HARSHLY. THEY ARE JUST AS HUMAN AS ANYONE ELSE

9. I LOVE GAYNESS

10. OH WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I'M LISTENING TO WONDERLAND RIGHT NOW. I WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GAY " TOO INLOVE TO THINK STRAIGHT" IS. 1989 IS A PRETTY BISEXUAL ALBUM IF YOU ASK ME TBH

I showed the chickens to my Abuelo because I'm random af and don't take shit seriously around my family. 

Abuelo: Cual es el hombre?

Me: *awkwardly laughs in bisexual* *slowly peers away from eye contact and exits*

There is no damn man here. Just two lesbian female chickens who are inlove and have been happily married for five years. Their preference will never EVER be men. Lesbian and fucking proud of it. You hear me?? FUCKING PROUD!!

cUaL eS eL hOmBrE?

Oh honey . . . . Why honey? Halsey's new song honey ofcourse. I'm bi and love it!! Top 3 from the album :)

What didn't help was my mom telling me in these exact words ❝ It has to go in the order that I tell you cause then it won't come out right ❞

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2 months later . . . 

HEYYY, WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS CHAPTER AGAIN? WELL, I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I LOVE THE CHAOTIC GAY ENERGY GOING ON

UH-

so like i'm not straight :0

BUT OFCOURSE YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY

my little pony is very gay

I'm listening to 1989 right now and Bad Blood is on so I just remembered about Rainbowww.

I don't hate them and I guess there's no reason for me to have unresolved bad blood towards them. I use to have a huge squish on her and Richie always found it weird 

HOLD UP, WHY AM I LISTENING TO THE OLD WILDEST DREAMS? IT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT- 

i'm not even listening to it on Taylor's channel so i'm not supporting the skateboard with a handle in any way but it's weird yk because i honestly prefer her more matured vocals in Taylors Version 

BACK TO RAINBOW-

So you're probably wondering what the fuck is a squish. It's a asexual thing I guess you can say? ( Though you don't have to part of the ace spectrum to have one )

A squish is basically when you really reallyyy REALLYYYYY want to be friends with someone. I was all like "hey" "hiiii iris " *awkward wave* "notice me pleaseee" " look, i drew you as a potato " "you're so cool"

Looking back Rainbow probably thought of me as Emma's weirdo introverted friend *shrugs*

I remember those middle school days, with a notebook always in my hand whether I was writing crappy stories, writing shitty songs or drawing trashy "art". I just wanted to fit in but I didn't.