I’m sorry I didn’t tell you this sooner but I fucked up big time, Sof
wdym? Something wrong?
Yes and no I’m already pregnant
What? But weren’t they gonna wait til next month? Did they make a mistake, like in Jane the Virgin?
It didn’t happen through ivf It happened the natural way
WHAT?! PLEASE EXPLAIN!
You know where a guy puts his penis inside the girls vagina? That’s how I got pregnant
ffs Mari I know how sex works 😒 I want know with whom it happened and when
Okay, I’m sorry Sof It happened after the euro finals, when we went back to St. George's You were consoling Saka and a random guy walked up to me and we started talking One thing led to another... I normally wouldn’t do this, but I guess I was still hung up on Alex and with all the hormones raging inside me I just wanted to forget everything for once
It’s okay Mari Don’t forget I once had a one night stand too But I didn’t get pregnant afterwards 😉 Didn’t you learn to use a condom?
We did use one, but it probably broke Oh god Sof I feel like such an idiot right now Who gets pregnant after a one night stand?
Believe when I say that lots of people do But if it makes you feel better we can always say the ivf procedure worked Can I now know who the father is? ☺️
Why are you not mad about this? When I started dating Alex you were fuming...
I was out of line then And I don’t wanna stress you out even more So please tell me who it is 🤗
He only told me his name was Ben, no last name...
You didn’t look for him on insta?
No I wanted to forget about it So I didn’t want to search him
Well seems like you won’t be able to forget him You’ll have a lasting memory of him 😉
Stop it Sof, you only make me feel worse Do you know any Ben's on the team?
Yeah I do. There are two Ben’s on the team One recently joined Arsenal
God I hope it isn’t him
Which one is it? 😇
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The one in the back That's him!
BEN CHILWELL?! 😱😱 YOU SHAGGED CHILLY?! Should've known it was him, he's too charming for his own good
He was quite charming yes But is he Arsenal Ben?
Of course he's charming He talked you into his bed ffs 🙄 But no he plays for Chelsea 🤮
Oh thank god 🙈 Don't think I'd ever watch an Arsenal game again if he did But Chelsea is that the blue team from London?
Yeah and even tho I'm a bit disappointed with the team I've to admit that your kid is gonna be fucking gorgeous 😵
He's a good looking lad, isn't he?
Definitly 🤫 But are you gonna tell him?
No I don’t think so I don’t want to make him feel obligated to raise a kid he didn’t plan to have And I was already prepared to raise a kid on my own So it wouldn’t be a big problem
Well whatever you choose know that Kieran and I will always support you We look forward to being the crazy aunt and uncle 😘
