𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐂𝐄.

𝘽𝙀𝙃𝙄𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙎.. (𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖- 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝙏 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝙀)

Yazmin: I'm back 😩

Y/n: Enjoyed your break?

Yazmin: SHUSH IT TAKES TIME TO WRITE THESE

Y/n: Man just cmon

Yazmin: Just be glad you aren't speaking in 3rd pov anymore

Y/n: Yea yea yea

Deku: Are we FINALLY gonna be included?

Yazmin: ... idk whatchu mean

Momo: Exactly, when are we gonna get some screen time?

Yazmin: Shut the fuck up mrs rich bitch. No one asked you to be here anyway, just be glad you're here in the first place dumb bitch.

Momo: Oop- okay.

Uraraka: Seriously tho- when are we gonna be in a chapter?

Yazmin: When I feel like writing a chapter for your broke ass. Fuck outta my face beggin

Uraraka: So mean for what-

Yazmin: Chile n e wayz

Christie: What's up niggers I'm here

Yazmin: BESTIE

Y/n: Not you showing up on black people time-

Christie: Be quiet I was sleep

Todoroki: Do I get paid for being here or...

Yazmin: What makes you think you finna get paid when I'm not? Sit yo daddy issues lookin ass down somewhere bozo

Todoroki: ...

Yazmin: Exactly, hush mode

Tenya: Hey Yaz, why am I the only one that has a ghetto name?

Yazmin: Because you need it sweetie- you do not belong in this book without a hint of black in you boo

Tenya: Damn...

Yazmin: ANYONE ELSE?!

Mineta: Why am barely mentioned?

Yazmin: Sweetie, look at you, you really think you deserve a spot in the book?

Mineta: Damn okay-

Kirishima: Okay but when am I gonna have my date with Cookie..?

Yazmin: Huh? OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT-

Tamaki: Yea same what about me and Lex?

Yazmin: Lex..? OH HER- Yea she isn't in the book anymore- you can have Mirio tho 😃

Tamaki: Wow you're a terrible writer-

Yazmin: IM DOIN MA BEST OKAY!?

Tamaki: Uh huh sure buddy.

Froppy: Okay but- what about me?

Yazmin: Bitch you'll get your turn... idk when but you will

Froppy: I- okay then

Jirio: Why am I not even mentioned ONCE in this stupid book?

Yazmin: Listen girly, I already don't like yo 9yro Gacha Life UwU "I'm so brocken" ass. Want a chance in the book? Then get a better personality.

Jirio: ...

Yazmin: Chile- is that all of 1-A that wanna talk shit?

Denki: I have a que-

Yazmin: Shut it Pikachu

Denki: ...I didn't even get to finish-

Toru: What about me..?

Yazmin: Girl no one remembers you but aii 😭

Sero: And me..?

Yazmin: Ofc I'll give you a spot... once I figure out who to ship you with..

Sero: WHAT?!

Yazmin: Huh? Who said that?

Aoyama: Bitch I need the spotlight tf?

Yazmin: WOAH THERE BUDDY CALM YO BALLS- This is MY book tf? You can take you and your ugly ass belt back to Rupaul's Drag Race.

Aoyama: Girl I-

Yazmin: Exactly speechless, goodbye.

Tokoyami: So no one finna ask me if I'm okay?

Yazmin: Sir, you're irrelevant. I'm sorry, but you are.

Tokoyami: People like me smh

Yazmin: Idek how to spell your name 😭

Tokoyami: It's hard for me to care

Yazmin: It won't be hard for me to look up KFC recipe if you won't shut the hell up

Sato: Yo Christie can you slide me some of that food?

Christie: Nigga move yo fatass out the way

Sato: Damn so mean-

Yazmin: Oh damn- that bitch don't play bout ha food 😭

Christie:  A bitch touch my food their fingers will get chopped off. <3

Yazmin: ... OKAY ANYONE ELSE WHO I DID NOT GET SO I CAN SET THE NEXT CHAPTER UP?!

Koda: Me

Yazmin: Who... chile anyway, ANYONE ELSE?!

Shoji: Me

Yazmin: Sweetie I won't be able to remember you-

Shoji: Oh okay-

Ojiro: I'm still here

Yazmin: Okay listen fat tailed gecko- I don't like you either, goodbye.

Ojiro: Okay-

Yazmin: SO IS THAT EVERYONE!?

Bakugo: WHAT ABOUT ME YOU DUMB BITCH?!

Yazmin: Bakugo, Sweetie, Honey, I'm ignoring you because I just hate you that much. You'll get my attention when I start caring for your fatherless ass, okay? Okay. <3

Y/n: Can I get on set now-

Yazmin: Yea we can. EVERYONE GET IN YOUR SPOTS. AIZAWA SET THE PROPS, ALL MIGHT YOU JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK PRETTY, MIRKO AND MIDNIGHT DO THEIR MAKE UP, AND MT LADY... STAY YO TALL ASS THERE.

Mt. Lady: You say that every timeeee

Yazmin: Bc every time you decide to be the size of a damn mountain. 

Bakugo: They are NOT touching my face

Yazmin: We get it, your dad wasn't there to teach you how to ride a bike. It's okay buddy but it's time to get over those memories and, GET YO ASS ON SET YOU DUMBASS DYNAMITE BITCH!

Bakugo: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT?!

Yazmin: YOU DUMBASS

Bakugo: YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU OFF-BRAND JAMAICAN

Yazmin: BITCH DO NOT PLAY WITH ME I WILL DRAG YO ASS ACROSS THE WHOLE SCHOOL

Bakugo: IF YOU CAN LAY A FINGER ON ME DREAD HEAD

Yazmin: AII BET YOU THINK IM PLAYIN LETS GO

Y/n: Yea Imma just go watch this- 

Christie: Yea let's go

*Turns camera off*