Philinda One Shots

Jokes

Just sad jokes that me and my sister came up with.

(I know some of these people may have come up with before! But these are just some funny things that popped in my mind!)

There are three

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1.

What's Sarge's favorite snack?

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1A.

A May Kebab.

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What was the first thing May thought about when she found out about the ICER?

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2A.

"I could've ICEd hER"

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Why did Ward never form a Hickey on May's neck when they were sleeping together??

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3A.
Because Octopuses have suction cups and he would've blown his cover.

4. What is Daisy's Favorite Kink?

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4A.
Dead Men.

5. Why Does Hunter and Bobbi not go together?

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5A.
Because the Hunter always kills the Bird.

6. Why does Jemma and Fitz fit so well together?

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6A.
Because they both took Chemistry.

7.  What's Raina's Favorite Animal?

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7A.
A Porcupine

8. What's Coulson's favorite Hobby?

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8A. Dying.

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What's Coulson's favorite dessert?

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9A.
Capsicle.

10. What's the one thing Fitz and a Monkey have in common?

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10A.
They both scream like little girls.

11. What does Daisy say everytime she Messes up?

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11A.

"Uh oh!" Or "Oopsie Daisies!"

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12. What's one thing May and Mulan have in common?

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12A.
They both thought their boyfriends died for good.

13. What's Gordon's favorite type of book?

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13A. Audio books.

14. What's SnowFlake's favorite fruit?

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14A.
Lemons

15. Why does Lincoln hate video games?

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15A.
Because everytime he rages the power goes out.

16. What's Tripp's favorite thing to do?

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16A.
Sculpt People made of Stone.

17. What's Fitz favorite Sport?

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17A. Swimming.

18. Why does Mack always love sleeping with Yo-Yo?

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18A.
She always bounces back.😏

19. What does season 6 and 2020 have in common?

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19A.
The world almost ended because of bats.

20. What do you call a May with deep sensitive feelings?

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20A. Nonexistent.

21. What do you call a sad Kree?

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21A.
Alien with the blues.

22. When did May first become a mom?

(This one only makes sense if you know the date of when Bahrain happened)

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22A. May 6th 2008. She just had an abortion.

23. What's Ward's favorite board game?

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23A.
Clue

24. What's Coulon's favorite show to watch?

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24A.
The Walking Dead.