Emily: Maybe it's time you start hotchie poo🤯🤯
Y/n: I CANT NAH💀😭 WHYD YOU EVEN LET HER DO IT I WOULDVE HAD THAT SHIT OUT OF HER HAND SO FAST
Hotch: I didn't think she'd actually do it, I was just trying to explain that I'd deal with the situation and she got pissed off
Reid: She's staring at me, I'm scared.
Derek: no worries pretty boy none of us will let her possessed deranged animal self near you that's a promise 😨☝🏾
Rossi: I'll call security ig
JJ: YOU GUESS? I hate OLD PEOPLE
Emily: JAYJAY💀
Y/n: I say we all collectively jump her as a group idk
Derek: I mean...🥊🥊😍
Emily: all this started bc she got mad that Derek threw panties across the bullpen one day months ago.. talk about obsessive
Derek: omg maybe she has a lil crushie crush on u em 😵😵😷
Emily: I'd rather drink bleach 🥰😍 ooo yuh
JJ: <3 ily emmy
Emily: ily2 <33
Garcia: why do a bunch of weirdos work in this building first that guy who broke reids guords and now her :[
Hotch: I'm reporting her, no one is to bring up that Emily hit her first.
Garcia: I just accidentally and conviently deleted deleted video footage lol
Derek: well she technically started it months ago when she chased me with pepper spray so she was the one instigating.... Emily did nothing wrong she was only sticking up for me 🤫
Y/n: ^^ frfr she's unstable af why's she working for the fbi el em mayo ???
Rossi: popcorn is popped :)
Emily: silly clueless old man, my favorite senior citizen we love you mama Rossi
Rossi: I love you kiddos too!
Derek: I cant.. 😭😭😭 bruh what
Reid: I'm going for my lunch break, gonna buy a new book!
Y/n: I'm gonna go with you, too much is going on rn
Derek: Barnes and nobles nerds 🤓 😍 😎
Hotch: She ruined my suit with her pepper spray :/
Emily: I can hit her again for you before security gets here I gotchu
Hotch: Emily dont- oh my god
Derek: NO BC SHE GIVES NO FUCKS ITS SO FUNNY I LOVE HER GO BESTIE GO😵☝🏾
Y/n: ^ TBH
Emily: She said she's sorry for ruining your expensive suit :) <<3
Hotch: .. thank you
Garcia: I have cookies for you all!!! To help with emotional distress !! <33
Derek: Babygirl coming in clutch okay okay I see you 👀❤👨🏾🍼
Reid: Ooo, cookies!!
Hotch: Thank you Garcia, we all appreciate the gesture !
Emily: omg thanks babes FUCK
Derek: ..? Fuck me..?
Emily: DIE RN YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD 😔
Derek: NO FUCK OFF I WAS ASKING IF THATS WHAT YOU MEANT TO PUT AFTER FUCK YOU DIPSHIT DIE YOURSELF 🤕🤕 DAMN
Emily: WELL ITS STILL UR FAULT BC U GAVE US ALL TRUST ISSUES YOU WHORE 😑🤮🤮
Derek: WELL YOUR MOM GAVE ME TRUST ISSUES WIT DEEZ NUTS 🤒😬🥶
Y/n: ..I'm sorry that's not funny 😭💀
Hotch: .. ^
Rossi: oh my..
JJ: cookies are really good tho tbh
Emily: DEREK GIVE ME MINE BAVK RN WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAIRLESS WALNUT FUCK OFF 😤
Derek: NO I FOUND IT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 COLONIZER GOT COLONIZED 🤣🤣☝🏾
Emily: BITCH- 😨
Hotch: Derek give her it back please I don't want her to get violent again
Emily: ^ I will
Derek: hm.... seems racially motivated but alright 😵🙄🧐🧐🥊🥊🥶👨🏾🍼
Garcia: my love 💓
Emily: Morgan be quiet 💃🏻💃🏻
Derek: cracker 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Reid: I like graham crackers, smores are really good.
Hotch: .. Reid..
JJ: 💀 I can't
Rossi: I like those soup crackers, pretty good :)
Derek: you ARE a soup cracker 😋 👌🏻 🙌🏻
Emily: THE WHITE EMOJIS PLZ 😭😭
Derek: who's tryna let me nap in thier office 😖🤨🤨 tired af 😴 😪
Hotch: If you don't harass me you may use my couch to take a nap.
Derek: ..😏 omw
Emily: nah predator vibes...😐
Derek: I WASNT EVEN- LEAVE ME ALONE GODDAMN, HOTCH I STG I WONT BOTHER YOU IM EXHAUSTED 🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: ...
Hotch: Fine but say one inappropriate thing to me and I will physically remove you from my office
Y/n: he'd like that 💀
JJ: PLEASE 😭😭 I CANT IM GOING TO DO MY WORK
Emily: I just put hot pink ink in Morgan's pens lol
Rossi: fashionable
Emily: ^ fag behavior
Y/n: HELLO??😭
Reid: Hi! 👾
Emily: 💀💀
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
