Incorrect Quotes with The Countries

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I used an Incorrect Quotes Generator. The art up there is mine :) That's how Ukie looks like actually.

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JE: *Screams*
NK: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
SK: Should we do something?
Japan: No, I want to see who wins.

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SK: You saved me. I owe you my life.
NK: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

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Canada: Hey, you want some leftovers?
USA: What's that?
Canada: You've never had leftovers???
USA: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Russia: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ukraine: 'Prettiest Smile'
Belarus: 'Nicest Personality'
Kazakhstan: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Soviet Union: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Latvia: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Lithuania: The car takes a screenshot.
Estonia: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Malaysia: Okay, help me please!
Indonesia: Got two words for you.
Malaysia: I bet they won't be helpful.
Indonesia: Your problem.
Malaysia: I was right.

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Thailand: If you can't beat them, dress better than them. dabs

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Australia: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
New Zealand: Nope, absolutely not.
Uzbekistan: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Afghanistan: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Vietnam: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Burkina Faso: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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South Africa: Have you seen a person named 'Lesotho' around here?
Myanmar: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Cambodia: It looks fine to me?
Myanmar: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Singapore: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Brunei: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Singapore: Yes!
Laos: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Timor-Leste: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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The UK: What are your goals?
France: To pet all the dogs.
The UK: No, fitness goals.
France: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Finland: We need a distraction.
Sweden: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Norway, whispering: My time has come.

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