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Kasper: How long do you think it'll take?
Alastyr: I don't know, three or four.
Kasper: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Alastyr: Yeah, maybe five.
Kasper: Five what?!
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Emery: I have a new hoodie.
Alastyr: Wrong.
Alastyr: We have a new hoodie.
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Kroe, to Heleus: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Heleus: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Kroe: You just told me you're pregnant.
Flynn: Congratulations Heleus, you're glowing!
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Flynn: Don't go to the kitchen.
Emery: Why?
Flynn: I saw a spider.
Emery: Well, did you kill it?
Flynn: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Heleus: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Emery: That naptime was a punishment.
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Heleus: What is this!?
Kroe: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Heleus: Ow! Make it stop!
Kroe: Surrender to your kindness, Heleus. It's nice to be nice.
Heleus: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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Alastyr when he kept going unconscious: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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Kroe: Truth or dare?
Alastyr: Truth.
Kroe: How many hours have you slept this week?
Alastyr:
Alastyr: Dare.
Kroe: Go to sleep.
Alastyr: I don't like this game.
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Kasper: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
Kasper: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Kasper: HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
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Alastyr: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Kasper: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Alastyr: How so?
Kasper: It makes holes.
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Kasper: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Heleus, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
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Alastyr: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
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Kasper: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Alastyr: Well then who's is it?
Kasper, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
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Heleus: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Kroe.
Heleus: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
Heleus: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
Kroe: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
Heleus: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
Kroe: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
Heleus: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
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Flynn: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Flynn: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
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Emery: Am I right, Kroe?
Kroe: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
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Alastyr: Why does Heleus always do the laundry so loudly?
Kroe: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Heleus in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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