And we are back again with some more incorrect quotes!!! It's some more JRWI, but this time it is the mini campaign that was never finished due to some complications, Convergence! I treat this one as my baby because it's how I first found Just Roll With It (when Wilbur Soot was there for an episode). Enjoy some incorrect quotes starring the characters from JRWI: Convergence - Alastyr Cross, Kroe Wise, Heleus Starstrider, Kasper, and Flynn Gustwind - plus my own character Emery Lazuli! (If you wanna learn a little bit more about who Emery is, I've actually started a thing where I add her into the campaign, so I don't really have anything to release about her. But if people are interested, I can write a little blurb about her and who she is!)
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Kroe: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Flynn: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Kasper, used to this: Sure...
Flynn: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Kasper: Okay?
Flynn: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Kasper:
Flynn: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Kasper: Jesus, that one is a little-
Alastyr, interested: No, no, Flynn, keep going.
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Emery: Ah crap, I forgot.
Flynn: Forgot what?
Emery: How do you expect me to answer that?
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Flynn: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Kroe, deadpan: I'm a Taurus.
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Kasper: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Alastyr: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Kasper: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
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Emery: Croissants: dropped
Alastyr: Road: works ahead
Heleus: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Kasper: Shavacado: fre
Kroe: Miss Keisha: Freakin dead
Flynn:
Flynn: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Emery: The floor is lava!
Alastyr: *helps Flynn onto the counter*
Kroe: *kicks Heleus off the sofa*
Kasper: *lays on the floor*
Emery: ...Are you okay?
Kasper: No.
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Heleus, a centaur: Any questions?
Alastyr: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
Heleus: Uh, a plan, duh...
Emery: Alastyr, chill, I know it's weird, but Heleus has a point.
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