JRWI: Convergence Incorrect Quotes

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Alastyr:

Alastyr: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

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Alastyr: I'm quick at math.

Heleus: Ok, what's 38 times 76?

Alastyr: 24.

Heleus: That wasn't even close.

Alastyr: But it was quick.

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Alastyr: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Kasper: Weight loss? Drink water.

Kroe: Clear skin? Drink water.

Emery: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Kroe: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Heleus: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Kroe: But you're always acting stupid?

Heleus: ...

Heleus: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Kasper: Hey Flynn?

Flynn: Yeah?

Kasper: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Flynn:

Flynn: ...What. 

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Kasper: Are you laughing at that video of Heleus and Kroe fighting?

Emery: No.

Emery: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Kasper: We're all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.

Kroe: Sounds fake but ok.

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Heleus: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Alastyr: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Emery I just think she's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

*Later that night*

Alastyr, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Heleus: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Alastyr: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Alastyr: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.

Flynn: Socks are Feetie Heaties.

Heleus: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.

Kroe: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.

Emery: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.

Kasper: I hate you guys so much.

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Kasper: It's funny how well you and Emery get along. Didn't she hate you at first?

Alastyr: Emery hates everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 05, 2021 ⏰

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