After school, as the students all left, Ryuuen quietly snuck to an alley near Keyaki mall to meet with his friend.
Entering the alley, he crouched down with a warm, happy smile.
Ryuuen: "Hello, Ryuuji! I brought some more treats for you~"
Ryuuji: "Mew!" The stray Tabby kitten purred as he eagerly nibbled into the cat food offered to him, pouncing like an eager, hungry tiger hunting its prey as Ryuuen pet him.
Ryuuen: "You be a good kitty and eat up so you can grow up to be big and stwong~" He playfully said.
???: "Hehhhhh? This is a surprise."
Ryuuen turned around and saw X, Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, holding a phone and filming the scene. His face turned pale in fear.
Ryuuen: "W-What are you doing?!"
X glared at him coldly, earning a soft, scared hiss from Ryuuji.
Monsterkouji: "Everyone wears masks and hides their real selves. It seems I have uncovered your true colors."
Ryuuen: "... Please don't tell anyone about this."
X stopped filming.
Monsterkouji: "Give me a million private points, buy me an Oreo blizzard ice cream from Dairy King, take Ryuuji to a vet, get him a bath to clean him, and adopt him so that he has a roof over his head."
Ryuuen: "I see. Those are relatively simple conditions. I accept your-"
Monsterkouji: "I'm not done yet."
Ryuuen: "... Hoh? Do tell? What more could you want?"
Monsterkouji: "Spread your legs."
Ryuuen: "... What the fu-"
To Be Continued
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COTE: Classroom of the Easy
FanfictionShort random crack stories. I never read the LN, and don't care to read it. May include crossovers from other universes. I don't know what I'm writing lol.
