Hotch: I DIDNT HE ASKED AND I ANSWERED ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE?
Derek: THATS NOT COMMON KNOWLEDGE YOU MENTIONED ONCE I THINK 😨
Emily: so it's common knowledge then dumbass stfu 🙄👍🏻 tf
Derek: WELL MY DADS DEAD 😱😱
Y/n: NOT YOU TRYING TO HOLD A TRAUMA OLYMPICS 😬😟
Hotch: So is mine lol
Derek: sounds like he deserved it 😊😇
Hotch: Yeah he did lmao cancer amirite
Derek: bullets amirite🤢
Emily: nah hotch ur dad did deserve it on a real note
Hotch: I know!
Rossi: guys.. knock it off
Y/n: made the energy very uncomfortable.. frfr
Hotch: DEREK STARTED IT
Derek: BITCH?... yeah I did lol AH 😆😝🥳🥳
Rossi: Actual children I stg.
Y/n: Derek that was out of pocket, like actually not cool
Emily: TELL MR CLEAN OFF BESTIE SPEAK UR TRUTH 😍🥳🥳
JJ: starting a pissing contest over trauma helps no one
Derek: ITS HIS FAULT HES HOT. 🤧😔😭
Hotch: how do I even respond to that what
Rossi: tbh
Emily: FAGGOT ROSSI ERA???🧐🧐
JJ: EM💀💀
Rossi: was agreeing with Aaron
Derek: sure.... you fruit. 🦖😚😚
Reid: Fruity. 🍋🍊🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🥭🍍
Emily: nah whyd this lady try running me over with her car? HOPE THAT BROKEN WINDOW WAS WORTH IT TF HOMOPHOBIC 😝💋💋
Derek: OMG DID YOU THROW SMTH THROUGH HER WINDOW???🥳😎😎😍
Emily: YES I THREW A BRICK LMAO 😊
JJ: EMMY NO-
Derek: OKAY BESTIE GO OFF I SEE YOU AS YOU SHOULD 😝🤞🏾🤞🏾
Emily: PURRR
Y/n: Hope she chokes tf no one messes with Prentiss 🙄 bestie you did what needed to be done
Hotch: HELLO? NO. WE DONT THROW BRICKS THROUGH WINDOWS??
Emily: she had anti gay propaganda stickers on her bumper and tried hitting me, it was deserved
Hotch: Oh
Hotch: Nevermind besties, continue 👍
Y/n: "BESTIES" ERA HOTCH IS BACK WOOOOO YOU LOVE TO SEE IT OKAYY
Rossi: I made pizza who wants some?
Derek: ON MY FUCKING WAY
Emily: ^ WHAT HE SAID COUNT ME TF IN ITALIAN STALLION OMFG 😍😍
JJ: going with da wife fo today
Hotch: let me finish this last report and I'll be over Dave
Reid: I'm going home I think.
Derek: NO TF YOU AINT PRETTY BOY LETS GO, YOURE COMING
Y/n: ^ FR YOU GOTTA GO SPENCE CMON ROSSIS PIZZA HITS DIFF
Reid: Alright! 👾
Garcia: I'll see you there loves!!! 💘
Derek: babygirl😍😍💖💖💖💖💖
Authors note: Okay so 1. yall are gonna be mad but people keep treating this like it's an actual story bc I did the reid x y/n thing when it's just a crack book if you don't wanna read anymore then I'm sorry but this was never a y/nxreid story anyways 2. I realized not all readers like Reid like that and it's not fair to them so after a lot of thought I decided y/n isn't gonna be in a relationship in this
On another note I'm working on y/n x Reid book so keep an eye out for that in the future
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
