JJ: We do look swaggy
Reid: Who's your sweetest boy? me? :)
Y/n: Yes ofc hun
JJ: Spencer was talking about Halloween and Hotch took a photo and that was the result
Reid: I was imitating a monster. It was important.👾
Derek: Damn Hotch, looking VERY submissive and breedable man, keep up the good work! 🤤🥵
Emily: oh...my.. god? 😨... morgan..
Garcia: he's gonna kick you for that one :0 sweetness don't say stuff like that
Derek: only speaking facts😱😱🥶
Y/n: submissive and what now🤨🤨 Derek what in the fuck is wrong with you
Derek: Oh, did you not understand? I said he looks SUBMISSIVE and B R E E D A B L E 🥴🥵🥵
Emily: nah kick him rn. Derek he gave you a kiss to make you shut up and now your doing shit like this again😰 I'm scared 😨
Y/n: fr should've never kissed him hotch he didn't deserve it, ungrateful ass
Hotch: What the fuck. Pardon me?
JJ: nahhh💀 wtf too far
Derek: cmon hotchie😘😘💖
Hotch: I have no words right now. What is wrong with you, genuinely?
Derek: NAH whats wrong with YOU?
Hotch: EXCUSE ME?
Derek: Hypothetically get in my bed rn 🤤🥵
JJ: DEREK STOP???
Rossi: I hate that I understand what's going on right now.
Reid: I'm confused.
Y/n: I wanna ask why but I'm gonna let you stay confused.
Reid: Derek, that's not possible. Cis men can't..
Derek: My statement still stands 🤤
Hotch: So glad I suddenly have less work to do tomorrow than I did 5 minutes ago, thank you Derek
Derek: NAH WHAT THE FUCK🤬🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: STOP VERBALLY HARASSING ME DIPSHIT
Derek: I'm dominant and load bearing and you're submissive and breedable, perfect match😇😇
Hotch: FIRST OFF, NO. SECONDLY, IM REMOVING YOU
Rossi: ..Derek why do you act like this
Derek: WAIT IM SORRY ILL BE QUIET I SWEAR IM GOING TO BED RN GOODNIGHT
Hotch: take it back and you can stay
Y/n: do not let him stay
Emily: accidently sent my wife's boobs to my mom lol
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
