Cross Worlds: Adventuring Other Worlds With A Guide Is Pretty Fun

Chapter 18 (Hypocrisy Of Gods)

In realm of divinity, filled with of course Divine beings such as gods, Angels, Demigods... Bla bla bla... You get the gist.

Lies a room where all Gods and Goddesses have a meeting deciding their next big act of impact upon the world of mankind.

"I must say Turi, this is indeed an interesting tourist spot! There is so much elegant architecture to remember!" I exclaim out loud as I took a picture of everything around me using the camera I received from a Hunter name Joseph.

"I am not worthy of your praise master" She smirks slightly.

She then emits a sinister like aura as he project a menacing glare at Zeshier with her eyes slightly open.

"Zeshier, why did you brought The Master to the wrong time frame of the world in our last visit~?" She asks.

Zeshier gulps down and realized how terrible of a situation he is in with sweat raining down steadily from his head down to his neck.

"W-well... I may have use the wrong f-formula in spell you taught me..." He stutterly answers.

"I suppose you need more training in order to be perfect, after this I shall create a clone that will lead you to a realm in Enriya where a disciple of mine will teach you on how to use your Magical formulas more well and fluently"

"Since when would anyone want to have you as a master?" He jokes.

"Do you wish to also train your Pain Nullification?" She asks nicely.

"No no no, No need! Forget I said anything"

Hmm, this place's architecture is indeed spectacular! Although... I've seen better in a Tomb I explored during my last visit which includes a Happy Farm situated not far from it too, too bad I wasn't allowed see its contents. I wonder how many baby goats they have the I could've feed and pat?

But to see something a little more mediocre is still indeed interesting, but the fact that the place feels so empty is a slight turn off.

Suddenly I hear voices coming out of a room not far from where we are. Perhaps the residents are having a meeting?

Why don't I take a peek?

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"Now let me ask, Regarding the survival of Mankind for the next 1000 years. Should we forgive them or..."

"Should we just put an end to them?" Said an old man in the middle of the crowd of gods.

Two hands rises up with an X sign in each hand followed by a lazy like shout.

"Let's just give them the Doomsday already, alright?"

"From what I've seen for the past 1000 years, mankind doesn't seem to have an intention to repent at all. Trying to guide them is such a pain in the ass"

"Once we've erased them all, let's try evolving some other animal this time!" A God said.

More complains then continued about the actions of mankind which involves calling humans sinners, Harmful beings, evil entities, and other such insults.

Just before the hammer was struck to decide the fate of mankind a, Black ebony haired Valkyrie with a proud face and stature marches out and declares...

"Ragnarok"

Apparently in this realm of the world, Ragnarok is a tournament battle between mankind and the gods, unlike most versions of ragnarok which includes the destruction of asgard which is home to some of the norse gods here in this room.

"Hmm... Never have I... Feel surrounded by Hypocrites and idiots, well some of you are but most of you aren't"

I abruptly said in the middle of the room while I take pictures of the old man looking god, Zeus.

"Who the he- hey who the is he!?" A random god shouted.

"Oh me? I'm just a tourist taking pictures but I must say... Most of you are very hypocritical"

"Oho ho? What do you mean?" Zeus laughs as he asks me the question, with a small dim light appearing in his eye sockets trying to look menacing.

"Well, calling human sinners is a bit of an exaggeration considering most of you are sinners yourself. Take old zeus here for example"

"He has Hera, a Goddess of a wife yet he slept cheated on her so many times by sleeping with other woman in the human world"

"Wait what!?" A Goddess surprisingly asks.

"A God of the sky? More like the God of Uncontrolable Libido, and you're not scaring me with that tiny dim light in your eye"

"Out the main 3 gods in the Greek pantheon between you, Poseidon, and Hades. Hades is probably the only hard working and actually respectful god"

He then laughs at my comment whilst I clean a picture of him looking like a whore surrounded by woman.

He continues to laugh as his fist enlarges and strikes me, which of course didn't hit for his fist just merely passes through me as if he was hitting a wind.

"Trying to kill me are you? It is a shame that you couldn't isn't it?"

"What are y-"

I cut him off and continued.

"Oh and Odin over there, the so called All father is a quite the troublemaker I must say. Why do others call Loki The God of Mischief and Deceit when it is actually the one who merely play pranks, but Odin here..."

"Hoo boy! He really makes a lot of mistakes that he blames Little Loki for most of them so he doesn't have go clean them up and why stop there if you could imprison Loki's children which are Fenrir, Jormugandr, and Hel which re told to bring ragnarok" I said while sat down on top of Odin's head in a tiny form.

"I understand imprisoning and exiling them to stop the prophecy but do you not think that imprisoning them would just cause that hate you even more which of course... Starts Ragnarok down the line" I said to his ear.

"The way I see it, all of the gods here are just damn hypocrites who just don't want to admit their own faults and sins. Just like humans, you are all no better than the scummiest of them all!" I declared with my hands in the air as I walk down the stairs back to the center of the room.

"Except the Hindu and Buddhist gods, they are respectful, ck ck" as I praise them.

"So what? We are gods, we are perfect beings, we never sin even if you say so" A snobbish Poseidon said.

"And so what? Humans are made to mirror most of you, and those humans are also perfect beings albeit not as powerful as you you sea weed for brain"

"If you want to judge others then see yourselves first" I finally said.

I disappear as I leave a paper with a middle finger drawn on it.

"Damn, The Master has some points there, but was it true about what master said about that old dude there?"

"It is indeed true, the most sinful of all the pantheons here is The Greek Pantheon" She answers.