This is a story about a 15-year-old teenager named, (Y/N) (L/N). He is just your average male teenager and just wanted to live a normal and peaceful life on his own.
Until one day, a disease has come up to him, and started dying for over 18 months i...
(Y/N): But it's also true that you can't compare lettuces to cabbages.
Kazuma: Is it? I wouldn't know.
Aqua: I went through a lot of trouble, so do something!
Aqua turned to you and was coming to your table.
Kazuma: Oh, she's coming this way. This isn't good.
Aqua: *Skips happily* Ka-zu-ma-san! How much was your reward for our last quest?
Kazuma: Well...one million.
Darkness/Aqua/Megumin: One million!?
Kazuma: Many of the changes I harvest were apparently packed with lots of XP. I guess high luck makes all the difference.
Aqua: Kazuma, I've thought of this for quite some time, but you're...fairly cool, you know?
(Y/N): (Now that's a cringe attempt.)
Kazuma: If nothing praiseworthy about me comes to mind, don't force it.
That's when Aqua started to tear up and began begging.
Aqua: Kazuma! I thought my reward for this quest would be very hefty, so I used up all the money I had! In fact, I expected to rake in a sum of money, so I have a bar tab of nearly 100,000 Eris!
Kazuma: What do I care?! You're the one who suggested that we must keep our rewards to ourselves! That was because I thought I'd be the only one raking it in! You're real scum!
Aqua: Please, lend me money! I need just enough to pay for my tab!
Kazuma: Shut up, you useless goddess!! I'm using this money to escape life in the stables once and for all!!
Aqua: That's not fair! (Y/N), how much money did you two earn from our last quest!?
(Y/N): Well...ten million, to be fair.
Aqua/Darkness/Megumin/Kazuma: Ten million!?
Jack: Yes, ten million.
Kazuma: How the hell did you get ten million!?
(Y/N): Well, I mean, Jack and I fought all of the Cabbages and also captured a lot of them, thanks to Jack's versatility as an assassin and my Super Speed, which I managed we managed to receive ten million Mora- I mean, Eris!
Megumin & Darkness: Ooh~
Aqua: (Y/N), can you please give me some money? Please~?
Aqua begged while kneeling in front of you.
(Y/N): Well, I was about to. Hold on, give me a second...
You said as you pulled out a sack of Eris inside your magic pocket and gave it to Aqua.
(Y/N): Here you go, inside that sack of Eris contains one million Eris.
Aqua: Wow! Thanks, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Uh-huh, just be grateful that I'm generous enough to give you.
Aqua: We're the greatest party ever!
Kazuma: Sure do.
Kazuma said sarcastically.
-The Next Day-
Within the next day, Kazuma arrived and was now wearing a typical adventurer's outfit consisting of a gold-trimmed green mantle, white shirt, pants, and leather boots.
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