Sam Wilson Oneshots

Seek and Destroy

Silence is all y/n hears as they stalk their way through each room.
Surveying every inch of the room.
They have one thing set in their mind that they must find and destroy.
*creak*
A noise behind them causes them to spin on their toes in pursuit of their victim.
Their target takes off through the door and down the corridor.

"There is no sense in running. There is nowhere you can hide from me, Sam."
A door slams several feet in front of y/n.
As they approach the door, they hear shuffling on the other side.
<he's seriously trying to block the door *eye roll*

*phew*
Sam leans back against the dresser he just pushed in front of the door.
"Y/n, give it up already. There's no getting through this door. Just let me go. "
*silence*
"Y/n?"

Sam hears a click behind him.
He spins around and is confronted with the sight of y/n gripping onto a small silver object.

"Y/n, no. You don't have to do this. We can negotiate."
"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do, Wilson. Don't put up a fight. It only makes things messy."
"Yeaaaaa, nope."

Sam sprints across the room.
His attempts are halted by y/n tackling him onto the floor. They grab his arms and hold them at the side of his head.

"I warned you, Sam."
*sigh*
"Just get it over with."
Y/n grins with sick pleasure
They grip Sam's face in one hand and lift the silver object in the other.
They slowly glide the object across Sam's face.

"Was that so bad, you giant drama queen? It was just a pimple."
"I just don't understand why you feel the need to pop every. Single. One. I get."
Y/n shrugs their shoulders.
" it's satisfying, and your pimples are always bigger!"
"You are very lucky I find you so cute. You gremlin."

At his comment, y/n grins and flops down on Sam's chest.
Sam instinctively wraps his arms around their torso envelope them in a bear hug.

" I do have one question, though."
Y/n hums at Sam.
"How did you get into the room?"
"A magician never reveals their secrets."
Y/n states proudly with a self-satisfied grin.
"You crawled through the window onto the balcony and came through the sliding door, didn't you?"
"...I don't like you."