Random Stuff That Doesn't Fit Elsewhere....

JRWI: Riptide Incorrect Quotes

Thestra: Jeez, Chip, don't die on us.

Chip: Don't tell my what to do. I'll die whenever the heck I want!

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Old Man Earl: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

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Chip: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Thestra: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Chip: Absolutely not.

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Chip: I mean, Gill's just standing there now.

Chip: Waiting for me, I guess.

Chip: But its okay, I think he's pretty much settled down.

Old Man Earl: Settled down?

Chip: Well, he only stabbed me once.

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Jay: This was almost a great idea.

Thestra: You just described 90% of out stuff.

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Chip: Are you busy?

Jay: Yes.

Chip: Cool, listen to this.

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Thestra: Crap, the power went out.

Gillion: Don't worry, I got this.

Gillion: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Thestra: What-?

Gillion: I swallowed a glow stick!

Thestra: WHY WOULD YOU-

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Gillion: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Chip: Heck.

Gillion: You're on thin ****ing ice.

Gillion:  Oh no-

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Chip: Gillion, what are you doing?

Gillion: Making chocolate pudding.

Chip: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Gillion: Because I've lost control of my life.

Gillion: Here's your pudding, Thestra.

Thestra: Oh, that's okay. I'm not hungry anymore.

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Chip: Why would you give a knife to Gillion?!

Jay shrugging: Gill felt unsafe.

Chip: Now I feel unsafe!

Jay: I'm sorry...

Jay: Would you like a knife?

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Jay: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Chip: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Gillion can fight in that dress either.

Gillion: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Jay: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes.

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Thestra: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking,' but it does sound lovely. Thank you.

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Chip admiring a sleeping Thestra: You're so cute.

Thestra sleepily: I could beat your butt.

Chip lovingly: I know.

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Gillion grinning: I have a knife!

Chip: Put it down, Gill.

Gillion: Make me! *sprints away*

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Thestra: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Chip way.

Jay: Isn't that the wrong way?

Thestra: Yes, but it's faster.

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Chip: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Thestra nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Chip: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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Thestra: Chip, what do you have?

Chip: A KNIFE!

Thestra: Okay, have fu-

Jay: NO!

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Chip: You might now know this, Thestra, but I am a flawed person.

Thestra: I do know that.

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Chip: Hey, Gill? Can I get some dating advice?

Gillion: Just because I'm with Thestra doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Thestra watching Chip and Gillion fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Jay, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Thestra: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?

Chip: Jay.

Gillion: Jay.

Jay: Me.

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I hope you enjoyed! Now that I have access to this wonderful gift, there is always going to be more where that came from! Who knows, I might do some incorrect quotes for other things in the future! This is really fun. :)

~Ace Out!