Random Stuff That Doesn't Fit Elsewhere....

JRWI: Riptide Incorrect Quotes

Gillion: I'm not superstitious... but I am a little stitious.

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Chip: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I'm really drunk right now.

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Thestra: Your smile? It makes my day.

Gillion: Your happiness? I live for that.

Chip: A room? Get one.

Jay: Hotel? Trivago.

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Jay: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Gillion: The cow??

Jay: What?

Chip: Gill, W H Y?

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Jay: Which country has the most birds?

Jay: Portu-geese!

Thestra: That's a language.

Jay: Portu-gull?

Thestra: Good recovery.

Chip: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Gillion: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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Thestra: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Chip: I don't know how to do that.

Jay: I don't wear a watch.

Gillion: Time is a construct.

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Chip: I don't even use tubberware anymore.

Jay: What are you saying? Say it again.

Chip: Tubberware.

Jay: Say it again. Slow.

Chip: Tubberware.

Jay: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

Chip: Tub.

Jay: Wrong.

Chip: What do you mean, wrong?

Jay: I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P.

Chip: What are you talking about?

Jay: Tupperware. Tupper.

Chip: It's Tupper!?

Jay: It's tupper, always has been, always will be.

Chip: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

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Jay: Trouble at 2 o'clock!

Gillion: *looks down at his watch*

Gillion: Now, how do you know that?

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Chip: You suckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

Old Man Earl: Spear.

Chip: BLOCKED.

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Chip: *chokes on something*