Dark Meta Knight: Screw those, stupid b*tches! They always vote me out! I'm gonna play with my real friends!
Then Dark Meta Knight plays Among Us with Shadow Kirby, Shadow Dedede, Dark Taranza, Moley, Mega Titan, Wiz, Master Hand and Crazy Hand.
Dark Meta Knight: Ah, no one voting me off. This is the life...
EMERGENCY MEETING
Chat
Shadow Kirby: What is it? It's only 15 seconds into the game?
Dark Taranza: Alright, we can all agree that Meta Knight is the impostor, right?
Dark Meta Knight: ...
Dark Meta Knight: WHAT THE F*CK, YOU STUPID CREEP ASS SPIDER!!!
Moley: Woah, language.
Dark Meta Knight: F*CK YOU!!!
Wiz: Okay, let's just take a minute to talk about this...
Dark Meta Knight: That f*cking spider is the impostor, he's just like that f*cking clown!
Dark Taranza: It's completely obvious that it's Meta Knight. He's a serial killer.
Dark Meta Knight: I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE IN THREE YEARS!!!
Shadow Dedede: What about that Waddle Dee that was driving a car two days ago?
Dark Meta Knight: Shut up, Dedede! NO ONE CARES FOR YOU!!!
Shadow Dedede: It must be opposite day then, because who cares for a murderer?
Dark Meta Knight: SHUT UP!
Shadow Dedede: When you speak to me, use my title please. Or I'll vote for you.
Dark Meta Knight: F*CK YOU, YOU LAMEASS PENGUIN MONARCH!!!
Shadow Dedede: *votes Dark Meta Knight*
Dark Taranza: *votes Dark Meta Knight*
Moley: *votes Dark Meta Knight*
Shadow Kirby: *votes Dark Meta Knight*
Shadow Kirby: Sorry, Meta Knight...
Dark Meta Knight: I'LL KILL YOUR SORRY ASS!!!
Wiz: *votes Dark Meta Knight*
Dark Meta Knight: F*CK YOU ALL, YOU ALL SUCK!!!
Dark Taranza: Aww, look at da lil cry baby!
Dark Meta Knight: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! YOUR ALL LIKE THOSE DREAM LAND MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Master Hand: *votes Dark Meta Knight*
Crazy Hand: *votes Dark Meta Knight*
Master Hand: We just gotta go with it, cuz Galeem's gonna end our lunch break soon...
Crazy Hand: Yeah, sorry Dark Meta Knight.
Dark Meta Knight: MOTHERF*-
*Dark Meta Knight was not the Impostor*
*(1 Impostor Remains)*
In Dark Meta Knight's room...
Dark Meta Knight: MY LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!! EVERYONE THINKS I'M JUST A NO-GOOD KILLER AND-
Back to the Among Us chat...
Dark Taranza: Okay, so Meta Knight wasn't the impostor...
Shadow Kirby: Let's vote Taranza!
Dark Taranza: WHAT?!!!
Shadow Dedede: Yes, you were the one who accused Dark Meta Knight first.
Dark Taranza: NO!!!
Crazy Hand: I don't even know who this guy is... so imma gonna vote him.
Master Hand: Same here, Crazy...
Moley: VOTE TARANZA!!!
Wiz: Maybe we should all discuss first... eh, you know what? Why not?
They all vote Dark Taranza.
*Dark Taranza was not the Impostor*
*(1 Impostor Remains)*
Wiz: Woops, looks like he wasn't the impostor.
Shadow Kirby: Yeah, maybe we should...
Shadow Dedede: VOTE KIRBEH!!!
Everyone else besides Shadow Dedede and Shadow Kirby: HELL YEAH!!!
Shadow Kirby: Dedede! How could you?!
Shadow Dedede: C'mon Kirbeh, it's just business...
*Shadow Kirby was not the Impostor*
*(1 Impostor Remains)*
Wiz: It's Dedede!
Moley: It has to be!
Mega Titan: Hey, what did I miss?
Master Hand: Where have you been this whole time?
Mega Titan: Sorry, I had to replace my batteries. What happened?
Moley: Meta Knight, Taranza and Kirby were voted out but none of them were impostors so it has to be Dedede!
Shadow Dedede: So...
Shadow Dedede: I've been figured out...
Shadow Dedede: Alright then, vote me...
Wiz: You're just gonna let us vote you?
Mega Titan: Something's strange here...
Shadow Dedede: No, go on vote me. But there is a warning...
Moley: What?
Shadow Dedede: If you vote me out, I'LL FIRE YOU FROM YOUR JOBS!!!
Moley: ...
Mega Titan: ...
Wiz: Are you blackmailing us?
Shadow Dedede: That's what it's called.
Moley: Huh, I guess we all have to vote ourselves out...
Mega Titan: AW C'MON...
Wiz: Never play Among Us with your boss!
Shadow Dedede to audience: That's how it's done!
Later, Wiz, Mega Titan and Moley were all voted out.
Shadow Dedede: HA HA HA HA HA!!! I AM THE KING OF THE MIRROR WORLD AND THE KING OF AMONG US!!! Now Master & Crazy Hand, vote yourselves out!
Master Hand: NO!
Crazy Hand: Yeah, you're not our boss!
Shadow Dedede: Uh...
Master Hand: Besides, if you don't vote yourself out, we'll never let you into smash!
Crazy Hand: So, what's it gonna be, sire?
Shadow Dedede: ...
Shadow Dedede: You win to you two F*CKING hands.
Shadow Dedede: *votes himself*
*Shadow Dedede was the Impostor*
*(0 Impostors Remain)*
Master & Crazy Hand: Hah, who's the king of Among Us now, loser!
Galeem: Master Hand! Crazy Hand! YOUR LUNCH BREAK ENDED THREE HOURS AGO!!!
Master Hand: ...
Crazy Hand: ...
Master Hand & Crazy Hand: We're screwed...
YOU ARE READING
Kirby Plays Among Us
AdventureKirby and his Star Allies play among us together. But will things get out of hand? I don't own kirby or among us. (I don't own the cover either).
