DONT FUCKING READ YOU BASTARDS🤬🤬

a story of shit

i was swimming in a lake, like one does than boom, my stomach or smthn starts a war against me.

i got out the water, went in my boat ( im tsking a boat trip fo three weeks) and webt in my bathroom.

i pulled my swimsuit down and wait for it to splash.

i sat there in complete silence, waiting for a sign that its here.

but nothing.

i decided to try a trick i saw on youtube once, to make your shit come out easier.

and so i opened the bottom drawer and put mu feetsies on it.

boom

its here.

it came out like a river, like those videos on tiktok of the glue containers.

it was a miracle, blessed by the heavens.

my legs were shaking, my ass quaking, and my eyes watering.

it felt so good.

after taking in this wonderful moment, i wiped my ass, three of four times, and put my swimsuit back on.

i wobble to my room and take my phone to share this breathtaking moment with my online friends, still shaking of pleasure.

and so i get out the boat, and jump in the water to clean my ass crack thoroughly.

we dont want no caca in my bed tonight now do we?

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thamks for reading my story

!! BASED ! ON ! REAL ! EVENTS !!