Oh, the mistake I made, I'm such a dummy!
I work in construction and now I have too much money!
I should have gone to college like people tried to show me
Then I wouldn't have been considered an essential employee
Oh man, where should I go, what should I do?
My house is almost paid off, and my fridge is full of food!
My boss just called me, she wants me to state
What percentage of my income goes in my 401k
I meet her again, and I'm all out of luck!
Instead of my own car they want me to drive a company truck
My life is ruined, there's nothing left
I should have gone to college for mountains of debt!
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The Driliad
PoetryYou've heard of Homer's Iliad, now get ready for the Driliad - my compilation of construction-themed poems. Some are serious, some are funny, some are meant to be serious or funny but aren't; either way Im having a lot of fun with this and I hope yo...
