What do you do for work? Oh, that's cute;
I'm an electrician... I'm better than you.
I light people's worlds, which gives them life
I can modestly say, I'm a gift to Mankind.
Engineers are dumb, no one knows what they want;
Architects are posh, artistic snobs
Drywall is useless, it just gets in the way
And covers up my work, which should be on display
Another sparky did this? In that case, It's wrong!
I doubt he even has a brain at all.
I almost sent my apprentice home today
Because he used a screwdriver from Harbor Freight
Why is everyone mean to me? Please be nice!
Do they not understand that I'm the smartest man alive?
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
The Driliad
ŞiirYou've heard of Homer's Iliad, now get ready for the Driliad - my compilation of construction-themed poems. Some are serious, some are funny, some are meant to be serious or funny but aren't; either way Im having a lot of fun with this and I hope yo...
