I walk around in my steel-toed boots
And wonder what kind of damage I can do
I drink a Monster - the ingredient to any good story
If my boots were living, they would look at me with worry
I kick the drywall, it's getting ripped out anyway
Or was it the other wall? Well I guess that's up to fate
I kick a stud, just to test its strength
Good thing I did, it fell and crashed like a plane!
Next I swing a hammer on my steel toed boots
Then my boss, who wore canvas made shoes (oops)
I kick a rock, aiming at a nearby willow
It went slightly left, and straight through a window
Boy I am so glad I did the responsible thing
By wearing my PPE, I may have avoided injury
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The Driliad
Thơ caYou've heard of Homer's Iliad, now get ready for the Driliad - my compilation of construction-themed poems. Some are serious, some are funny, some are meant to be serious or funny but aren't; either way Im having a lot of fun with this and I hope yo...
