Oh look honey, I worked on that!
Did you see it? That building that we just passed
We paved the parking lot, it was hot that day
Our edges came out perfect, they were nice and straight
Remember the story I told you where the Porta Jon got locked? That's where it happened!
The new guy hopped in got in so we moved the truck and trapped him!
The crack-seal looks horrible, they just should have left it alone
It's honestly a trade for people who can't pave roads
Im sorry I was talking, you said what?
You hate it when I do that and I should just shut up?
I know I get excited, I'll just save it for later
Oh look honey! That's the job where I first ran the paver!
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The Driliad
PoetryYou've heard of Homer's Iliad, now get ready for the Driliad - my compilation of construction-themed poems. Some are serious, some are funny, some are meant to be serious or funny but aren't; either way Im having a lot of fun with this and I hope yo...
