A torque wrench in its majesty, shall be compared to love;
It prevents tragedy. It is virile, true, and strong
It helps accomplish what no other tool can do
By cracking under pressure, like my wife, when I eat her food
Love is kind, and charity endureth,
But how much torque does love give when you turn it?
Love increases and grows ever deeper
And yet is unable to move a 17 millimeter
Family is often worth a fortune to pay
A torque wrench is $30 at Harbor Freight
I once was torn, forlorn and bent
And given to choose between my woman or the wrench
I thought, only one makes me feel happy and loved
Only one makes me feel like I am a man and strong
The choice was simple, how easy it was!
Now I can put my torque wrench inside of my truck
And drive off in the sunset with it in my hand
And feel what love is, yea I am a lucky man
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The Driliad
PoesieYou've heard of Homer's Iliad, now get ready for the Driliad - my compilation of construction-themed poems. Some are serious, some are funny, some are meant to be serious or funny but aren't; either way Im having a lot of fun with this and I hope yo...
