Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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CHERRY: Adam doesn't deserve you.
CHERRY: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.
TADASHI: I'm gone.
CHERRY: Now go chop their dick off.

(NAME): The stars are so beautiful...
CHERRY: They're just giant balls of gas.
(NAME): You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
CHERRY: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
(NAME): Oh...

CHERRY: Look, last night was a mistake.
JOE: A sexy mistake.
CHERRY: No, just a regular mistake.

CHERRY: I'm this close to falling in love with (Y/n).
REKI: Your fingertips are touching.
CHERRY: Exactly.

MIYA: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
JOE: Well Kaoru and I-
CHERRY: *elbows Joe*
JOE: ...wouldn't know.

REKI: I owe you one.
(NAME): That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

REKI: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
JOE: No. No, Reki, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Reki calls (Y/n). Number five: Kaoru gets eaten by a shark.
CHERRY: I'm Kaoru, and I approve the order of that list.

LANGA: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
REKI: Wow. They sound stupid.
LANGA: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
REKI: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
LANGA: I guess you're right. Hey Reki, I love you.
REKI: See! Just say that!
LANGA: Holy fucking shit.
REKI: If that flies over their head then, sorry Langa, but they're too dumb for you.
LANGA: Reki.

JOE: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
REKI: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
JOE: Won't people think it's weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
REKI: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

CHERRY: Why doesn't Joe find me sexy when I bite my lip?
LANGA: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
CHERRY: *bites lip*
LANGA: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

JOE: I like your new pants!
CHERRY: Thanks, they were 50% off!
JOE: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
CHERRY: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
JOE: Thats's... not what I meant.
CHERRY: That's a terrible way to run a business, Joe.

LANGA: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

(NAME): *texting Reki* *sends a voice message*
REKI: *texting back* I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
(NAME): No, don't worry, just listen later.
*later*
REKI: *presses play*
(Y/N)'S VOICE MESSAGE: THERE'S A FIRE-

JOE: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Langa, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
LANGA: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

CHERRY: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Joe.

(NAME): Alright, listen up you little shits.
(NAME): Not you Langa. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

*out grocery shopping*
JOE: *takes a free sample twice*
JOE: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
(NAME): *holding three samples* I did better :)

(NAME): I don't even use tubberware anymore.
CHERRY: What are you saying? Say it again.
(NAME): Tubberware.
CHERRY: Say it again. Slow.
(NAME): Tubberware.
CHERRY: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
(NAME): Tub.
CHERRY: Wrong.
(NAME): What do you mean, wrong?
CHERRY: I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P.
(NAME): What are you talking about?
CHERRY: Tupperware. Tupper.
(NAME): It's tupper!
CHERRY: It's tupper, always has been, always will be.
(NAME): I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.

MIYA: Joe is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
JOE: The best part is you never know when they're coming.

JOE & LANGA:  *in the back of Kaoru's car* MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!
(NAME): We have food at home.
CHERRY: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*
JOE & LANGA: YAYYYYYY!
CHERRY: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

CHERRY: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
(NAME): Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
CHERRY: We are not doing this!

(NAME): It'll be fun.
(NAME): We'll make a day of it.
(NAME): Come on you punk bitch.
JOE: I can't believe I have to say this.
JOE: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

LANGA: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

REKI: (Y/n)! Have you no dignity?
(NAME): Of course not! How long have we known eachother?

JOE: Don't stay up all night, (Y/n). Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

REKI: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

JOE: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
(NAME): *sighing* Fine. We're cowabunga.

CHERRY: Get your hand off my shield!
(NAME): There's like a million other shields.
CHERRY: Take that one, it has a flower on it. You like flowers.
(NAME): *hits Kaoru with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.

LANGA: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
REKI: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.