Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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LANGA: I'm gay and confused.
JOE: About your sexuality?
LANGA: No no not about being gay. I never know what's going on.

(NAME): You look nice I want to kiss you.
REKI: What?
(NAME): I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

CHERRY: You know (Y/n), I really don't like your name.
(NAME): Um, excuse me?
CHERRY: Yeah, particularly your last name. It sucks.
(NAME): *angrily* What's wrong about my last name?!
CHERRY: I don't know. I just think it doesn't suit you. You should change it.
(NAME): Change it??? To what?!
CHERRY: Sakurayashiki *walks away*
(NAME): Did you just-
(NAME): Did you just propose to me?!
(NAME): ARE YOU SMIRKING?
(NAME): DONT YOU JUST WALK AWAY.
(NAME): COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT.

REKI: *seductively* Tell me your wildest fantasy.
LANGA: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
REKI: No dear, I meant like-
LANGA: Everyone claps.

JOE: *very tired* Can I sleep in your bed?
(NAME): *half asleep* Joe, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
JOE:
(NAME):
(NAME): Get over here I want cuddles.

crack texts until I say it's
not lol

*THE 'S' SQUAD*

(NAME):
There's a fucking oul outside.
ouwl
owul
Houl
oul
How the fuck do you spell it
Hoot hoot
There's a hooter outside my windoe

LANGA:
*window

(NAME):
Windoq
windoe
Window

—

*JOE*

(NAME):
Hi Joe

JOE:
Nugget (Y/n)
Nugget
Not nugget
Nugget
???

(NAME):
You're a wreck

JOE:
Did you do this??

—

* "Mom" "Dad" & two children*

MIYA:
Kaoru there's a moth on the outside
of the bathroom door can you get
rid of it?
Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Kaoru
Kaoru

CHERRY:
Kaoru is dead. You're next.
Love, Moth.

—

*THE 'S' SQUAD*

REKI:
Awesome morning.
Wrapped myself in toilet paper.
IM A MUMMY LOL

SHADOW:
STOP WASTING THE TOILET PAPER

REKI:
I'm using it to FEUL MY IMAGINATION

—

*JOE*

JOE:
What are you doing?

(NAME):
laying in bed.

JOE:
Mmm... Just laying in bed?
Nothing else...?