Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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(NAME): This bloodline ends with me.
REKI: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

JOE: I have a problem.
CHERRY: Kill it.
JOE: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

(NAME): I got an idea!
REKI: Does it involve breaking the law?
(NAME): By now don't you think that's a given?
REKI: I was just trying to be optimistic. (NAME): Don't bother.

(NAME): Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

(NAME): Fuck you.
JOE: No u.
(NAME): I'm down.
JOE: You're like 2, what the fuck-
(NAME): I AM NOT 2!

CHERRY: That shirt looks great, (Y/n).
(NAME): Thanks.
CHERRY: But I bet it would look even better on Joe's floor.
JOE: Are you hitting on (Y/n)... for me?

CHERRY: Why would I flip my shit about that?
(NAME): Because you flip your shit about everything.
CHERRY: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.

JOE: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
(NAME): But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
JOE: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
(NAME): Is it working?

JOE: *rubbing their temples* I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
CHERRY: But Joe, we don't smoke.
JOE: Cut the crap, Cherry. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
JOE: *points at Reki* One! *points at Langa* Two! *points at Miya* Three! *points at (Y/n)* Four! *points at Cherry* Five!
JOE: Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
(NAME): *puts a cigarrette in JOE's hand*
JOE: Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*

REKI: *after having a nosebleed* Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

(NAME): You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
CHERRY: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
(NAME): Seize the dick.

(NAME): *sniffling* Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
REKI: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
(NAME): I have depression, what do you think?

CHERRY: What's up? I'm back.
(NAME): I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
CHERRY: Death is a social construct.

(NAME): I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

JOE: Pfft, you should meet Kaoru, they're such a tsundere.
(NAME): They... they just stabbed you.
JOE: So cute.

CHERRY: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

LANGA: You look mentally ill.
REKI: I am. Let's go.

(NAME): I can never give Joe shit because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!"
(NAME): I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."

(NAME): Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
REKI: I gotta give you credit, Joe. You make it look easy.
JOE: Years of practice.

LANGA: *talking about Reki's funeral* You do know we're burying a great person today!
MIYA: *shocked* Did someone else die?

(NAME): So Cherry, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
CHERRY: Pretty good if I do say so myself. MIYA: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
CHERRY: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
REKI: A whole potato?
CHERRY: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
LANGA: These just look like big slabs of black.
CHERRY: Because that's what they are!
CHERRY: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
(NAME): These are just chocolate chips?
CHERRY: They sure are!
CHERRY: And then for drinks, we have toast!
CHERRY: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

JOE: Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.

MIYA: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

(NAME): Why doesn't Cherry find me sexy when I bite my lip?
REKI: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
(NAME): *bites lip*
REKI: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

(NAME): So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
(NAME): Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
(NAME): HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

LANGA: Hello (Y/n), made anyone cry today?
(NAME): Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

MIYA: If you water water, it grows.
LANGA: ...What.
JOE: They've got a point.

JOE: *angrily presses (Y/n) against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
(NAME): ...
(NAME): Are we about to kiss-

CHERRY: I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
REKI: What's the difference then?
CHERRY: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
LANGA: Note to self; never get shot.

LANGA: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

*In a horror movie situation*
JOE: I've got no service in my phone here.
MIYA: Shoot, my battery just died.
REKI: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
(NAME): Guys, my phone is a book.

LANGA: Just be careful, (Y/n)!
(NAME): *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Langa!
(NAME): It's everything around me that's careless.

(NAME): You have to apologize to them Cherry.
CHERRY: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

REKI: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
LANGA: Maybe a bit tipsy?
MIYA: Drunk.
CHERRY: Wasted.
(NAME): Dead.