Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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JOE: When I said bring me back something from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
MIYA: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

CHERRY: Is something burning?
(NAME): *leaning seductively on the counter*  Just my desire for you.
CHERRY: (Y/n) the stove is literally on fire-

LANGA: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
REKI: Even better!
LANGA: What the fuck did you-
REKI: *holding up a chicken* Their name is Fluffy.

MIYA: Those darn tall old people.
(NAME): Darn em indeed.
REKI: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
(NAME): *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
REKI & MIYA:
(NAME): Ha...ha...ha?
(NAME): ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?

SHADOW: *seeing a banana on the car seat* What the FUCK?!
SHADOW: *buckling up the banana* Fucking buckle up, it's the LAW.

(NAME): Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
(NAME): ...and violently jerk their head until it snaps.
JOE: ...That took an unexpected turn.
MIYA: So did their neck.

JOE: I lost (Y/n).
CHERRY: How did you LOSE (Y/n)?!
JOE: To be fair, they are very small.

MIYA: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

SHADOW: We need a plan to beat Cherry.
(NAME): Okay, listen up. First, we fill his shoes with wet dog food.
SHADOW:
(NAME): Judge me all you want. I get results.

REKI: *to Langa* You know, (Y/n) can be very aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
REKI: *blows air horn at (Y/n)* GET FUCKED.

(NAME): Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
JOE: *used to (Y/n) being dumb* Sure...
(NAME): Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
JOE: Okay?
(NAME): Lasagna is spaghetti flavoured cake.
JOE:
(NAME): Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
JOE: Jesus, that one is a little...
MIYA: *interested* No, no, (Y/n) keep going.

JOE: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
CHERRY: If I were married to you I'd drink it.

JOE: So are you going to explain how the hell you crashed my car?
REKI: Well, so we were driving and there was a deer on the road so I said "(Y/n), deer!"
JOE: ...and what did (Y/n) do?
REKI: ... they said "Yes, honey?"

(NAME): And now for a gay update with Cherry and Joe.
LANGA: Getting gayer.
(NAME): Thank you, Langa.

CHERRY: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... (Y/n) and I are dating.
(NAME), SHADOW, MIYA & JOE: *gasp*
CHERRY: (Y/n), why are you surprised?!

JOE: Hey, I'm getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
CHERRY: ...Have you never taken a shower before?!

MIYA: I just want to be called cute 21/7
SHADOW: Why not 24/7?
MIYA: Snack breaks

REKI: If you get in trouble I'm going to be like... a lawyer to you okay?
(NAME): Okay.
*later*
CHERRY: (Y/n)! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
REKI: *whispering* Deny everything.
(NAME): *loudly* That isn't a chair.

CHERRY: While I'm gone, (Y/n), you're in charge.
(NAME): Yes!
CHERRY: *whispering to Langa* You're secretly in charge but I don't want them to feel bad.
LANGA: Of course.

ADAM: Am I going too far?
TADASHI: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

MIYA: Yeah, I don't like people.
REKI: Oh well that's not fair Miya. Have you met all of them?
MIYA: I've met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

SHADOW: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a lightbulb in their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it. Now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a lightbulb in my mouth.

*at a zoo*
(NAME): What are they in for?
CHERRY: (Y/n) this isn't a prison.
(NAME): So can they leave?
CHERRY: No, but-
(NAME): *pointing at a meerkat* I bet that one murdered someone.

REKI: We have a problem.
LANGA: Let me guess, you caused it?
CHERRY: Gimme a second, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
JOE: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
MIYA: Would shooting you solve the problem? No? Then shut up.
(NAME): If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

*(Y/n) and Joe accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
JOE: We need an adult!
(NAME): Joe you ARE an adult!
JOE: We need an adultier adult! Get Cherry!

(NAME): We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
JOE: No, that's not how you make cookies.
MIYA: FLOOR IT.
(NAME): How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?
JOE: yOu'Re GoiNg tO bUrN tHe HoUsE doWn!!
(NAME): IM GONNA FUCKING HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES.
REKI: DO IT!
JOE: NO-

SHADOW: Why don't you ever listen to me?
MIYA: I do listen, except when you're talking. That's where I draw the line.

REKI: Can we talk? One ten to another?
LANGA: I'm an eleven but continue.

(NAME): I accidentally stabbed my gums and now all I can taste is blood.
CHERRY: Poor (Y/n), doesn't like the taste of blood.
(NAME):
(NAME): That's incorrect actually.

MIYA: Doesn't violence just lead to more violence?
(NAME): I know! It's a win-win.

REKI: How did you find me?
LANGA: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now who could that be?

JOE: So what do you guys want for dinner?
MIYA: A will to live.
CHERRY: Emotional stability.
(NAME): Anything that isn't anxiety, depression or heartbreak.
JOE:
JOE: That's it. We're all going to therapy.

JOE: I never brag.
CHERRY: You once called your face proof of gods existence-

(NAME): Cherry took away the wheels from my heelies, I feel like an angel without wings.
(NAME): I have to walk down the halls like all these peasants. I am livid.