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(NAME):
(NAME): Daddy, can you pass me the salt?
(NAME)'S FATHER: *reaches for the salt*
JOE: *reaches for the salt*
MIYA: oh shit's gonna hit the fan.

(NAME): I know you want me~
JOE:
CHERRY:
REKI:
LANGA:
SHADOW:
MIYA: I think you just got rejected.
(NAME): I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINES YOU FUCKING SHITS.
JOE:
CHERRY:
REKI:
LANGA:
SHADOW:
MIYA: Still no one.
(NAME): THE WORLD DESPISES ME.

JOE: That's it. You're both grounded.
MIYA: *angrily climbs onto the fridge*
(NAME): THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

CHERRY: *After (Y/n) stole Carla* IM GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD!!
(NAME):
MIYA: Who's gonna tell him?
SHADOW: not me.

CHERRY: So are we flirting right now?
JOE: IM LITERALLY STABBING YOU?!
CHERRY: That doesn't answer my question

REKI: (Y/n)... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
(NAME): You said to satanize the house...?
REKI:
REKI: I wrote sanitize...

LANGA: Reki, I'm sad.
REKI: *holds out arms for a hug* Its going to be okay.
CHERRY: Joe, I'm sad.
JOE: *nodding* mood.

(NAME): Yo, is Adam dead or sleeping?
JOE: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
CHERRY: Yeah. So did I.
ADAM: Okay first of all, fuck you-

(NAME): Deck the halls with gasoline
MIYA & SHADOW: Fa la la la la, la la la la
(NAME): Light a match and watch it gleam...
MIYA & SHADOW: Fa la la la la, la la la la
(NAME): Now the school is burnt to ashes
MIYA & SHADOW: Fa la la la la, la la la la
(NAME): Aren't you glad you played with matches?
MIYA & SHADOW: Fa la la la la, la la la la
CHERRY: What the fu-

CHERRY: I'm sorry... but we can't see each other anymore... I'm done
JOE:
JOE: ... you did one push-up.

ADAM: Do you love me?
LANGA: no.
ADAM: Why not?
(NAME): You're just not very cool~

(NAME): Can I-
CHERRY: No.
(NAME): Wha-
CHERRY: No.
(NAME): You don't even-
CHERRY: No.
(NAME): Let me-
CHERRY: No.

(NAME): What'd you say to Langa?
REKI: "Damn you got some cake."
(NAME):
REKI:
(NAME):
(NAME): I mean~
REKI: exactly.

CHERRY: What'd you say?
(NAME): Knock my ass out, I need a nap.
MIYA: We need to frame that.
JOE: Yeah, yeah...

LANGA: Uh oh...
REKI: "Uh oh" what?
LANGA: Uh oh...
REKI: What do you mean?
LANGA: Uh oh...
REKI: Langa?
LANGA: *slowly walking away* Uh oh...
REKI: Langa.
LANGA: *skateboarding away* Uh oh!
REKI: *skateboarding after him* LANGA

(NAME): It's not funny when I cry, it's sad!
MIYA: CRY!
SHADOW: *holding a bucket* Cry you bitch!
(NAME): *violently crying.*
JOE: *storming into the room* WHO THE FUCK MADE (Y/N) CRY.
MIYA & SHADOW: *slowly backing out of the room*

(NAME): Bury him the backyard.
MIYA: Or eat him for lunch and dinner.
CHERRY: Or cremate him.
JOE: What are you guys talking about?!
(NAME): Our favourite ice cream flavours!
JOE:
JOE: HOW DOES THAT-

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