Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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CHERRY: Come on, Joe! How any times do I have to apologize?
JOE: Once!
CHERRY: ...No.

MIYA: You're giving me a sticker?
REKI: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "me-wow!"
MIYA: I'm not a preschooler.
REKI: Fine, I'll take it back-
MIYA: I earned this, back off!

LANGA What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!

REKI: Oh look who got laid last night.
JOE: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!

(NAME): Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
JOE: (Y/n) no.
CHERRY: Mistlefoe.
JOE: Please stop encouraging them.

REKI: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

CHERRY: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
(NAME): only if it's you and Joe.

(NAME): Can I have a private talk with you?
JOE: Okay, as long as it's not about tampons because I just don't understand them.

REKI: How many children do you have?
JOE: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

MIYA: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."

LANGA: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!
JOE: With NAPALM.

(NAME): What? I'm not aggressive!
CHERRY: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
(NAME): Survival of the fittest, bitch.

ADAM: Can I have some water?
(NAME): *starts chugging their water bottle*
(NAME): *chokes from drinking too fast*
(NAME): *spills water all over themself*
(NAME): *coughing* I don't have any water

REKI: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

JOE: Dammit, Kaoru, you ruined everything!
CHERRY: You're welcome.

CHERRY: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
(NAME): Hey, Kaoru.
CHERRY: GODDAMNIT!

ADAM: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!
TADASHI: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
ADAM: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
TADASHI: Somehow that's worse.

JOE: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
(NAME): *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
CHERRY: Holy moly-

*While planning to break in somewhere*
JOE: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
CHERRY: What?
JOE: "Get Help."
CHERRY: No.
JOE: C'mon, you love it!
CHERRY: I hate it.
JOE: It's great! It works every time!
CHERRY: It's humiliating.
JOE: Do you have a better plan?
CHERRY: No.
JOE: We're doing it!
CHERRY: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
JOE: *carrying Cherry* Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Cherry at guards, knocking them out*
JOE: Ahh, classic!
CHERRY: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
JOE: *laughing* Not for me, it's not.

REKI: Ooh, somebody has a crush
(NAME): Pfft, I don't have a crush on Kaoru I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
(NAME): *very much awake* Uh oh.

REKI: We all have our demons.
REKI: *grabbing Miya* This one's mine.

LANGA: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?
REKI: Yes, and that's coming from me.

CHERRY: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
JOE: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.

LANGA: Kill me nowwwww.
(NAME): Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

SHADOW: What's your biggest fear?
CHERRY: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
(NAME): Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
JOE: Zombies.
CHERRY: ...
(NAME): ...
JOE: BUT they can open doors.

REKI: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
(NAME): Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.
MIYA: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

CHERRY: If it's any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
(NAME): Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

REKI: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
LANGA: Aren't you forgetting something?
REKI: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Langa's forehead before running out.*
LANGA: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

JOE: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
MIYA: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
JOE: You don't have to wear...
MIYA: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

(NAME): I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.
LANGA: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can't read!

MIYA: You can track (Y/n)?
CARLA: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

(NAME): If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
JOE: ...

JOE: Remember, Reki, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
REKI: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

JOE: When I was married, you know what Kaoru often said to me?
MIYA: Please stop sleeping with other people?

CHERRY: I love you.
(NAME): *not paying attention* What was that?
CHERRY: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

JOE: Are you trying to seduce me?
(NAME): Why, are you seducible?

(NAME): I've never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
LANGA: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: "Hey... how you doin'?"
REKI: *scoffing* Oh, please.
LANGA: *to Reki* Hey, how you doin'?
REKI:
REKI: *giggles and blushes*

LANGA: Well, (Y/n) and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
LANGA: That's right... We kissed!

CHERRY: Why don't you go talk to them?
JOE: *sarcastically* Oh. Yeah, sure.
CHERRY: What? So you go tell them they're cute, what's the worst that could happen?
JOE: They could hear me.