Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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REKI: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
MIYA: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
LANGA: I ate it too-
MIYA: See?
LANGA: -On purpose...
TADASHI & MIYA: ...What?

SHADOW: Hey (Y/n), Miya just broke my seashell lamp.
(NAME): Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
SHADOW: Okay, you win.

(NAME): I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

(NAME): I feel like Joe is looking down on me.
CHERRY: That's because they're on the counter and you're short.

CHERRY: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
JOE: Please, just say fuck.

TADASHI: *near tears* Please, (Y/n), I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
LANGA: Would never stab anyone.
REKI: Would stab someone in retaliation.
(NAME): Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
CHERRY: Would stab without warning.
JOE: Would stab as a warning.

LANGA: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
LANGA: wAiT a MiNuTe-

REKI: *chokes on something*
(NAME): Jeez, REKI, don't die on us.
REKI: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

CHERRY: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?
JOE: What did you just say-
CHERRY: Foetons! *Laughs*
JOE: Wh-what?

JOE: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!
SHADOW: What makes you think I read?

SHADOW: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
SHADOW: *slow-mo walks out of the room*

REKI: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
LANGA: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

JOE: Do you even know what an amulet is?
(NAME): Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
JOE: (Y/n), those are omelettes.
(NAME): Oh. Then I've got nothing.

MIYA: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
MIYA: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

REKI: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Joe.
REKI: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.
REKI: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.
JOE: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.
REKI: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.
JOE: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.
REKI: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

(NAME): What's it like being tall?
REKI: Is it nice?
MIYA: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
CHERRY: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

JOE: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
(NAME): I boiled gatorade.

REKI: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
LANGA: I sleep with a knife.
(NAME): Both of you are pathetic.
REKI: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
(NAME): Cherry and Joe.

TADASHI: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
ADAM: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

(NAME): The first time Reki opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"

CHERRY: *gets a text* Oh! It's (Y/n).
SHADOW: *excitedly* Did they get me the stuff?
CHERRY: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
SHADOW: Wow! Where'd they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
CHERRY: You wanted fake blood?
SHADOW:
CHERRY: I'll go call (Y/n).

SHADOW: *on Monday* *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
SHADOW: *on Wednesday* *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

CHERRY: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
JOE: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
(NAME): Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
JOE: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

REKI: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
(NAME): Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Cherry  walks in*
(NAME): Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

JOE: I am a responsible adult!
MIYA: *raises brow*
JOE: I am an adult.

(NAME): Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
CHERRY: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?

SHADOW: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses.
REKI: The big five licenses?
SHADOW: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and... license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.

TADASHI: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
TADASHI: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.

(NAME): The first time I ever got upset in front of Cherry, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
CHERRY: I was doing both, for your information.
JOE: The first time Cherry hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

TADASHI: *writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.