Class Rep passed me in the hallway so I grabbed his arm and dragged him off.
“Eh-, what’s wrong, Kisshouin-san?”
“Class Rep, I cannot imagine that it is true but in addition to your poetry, by any chance have you also dipped your toes into composing love songs?”
“EH!? How did you know!?”
I freaking knew it!
His disease is getting worse by the day. What a tragic discovery.
“I will not speak ill of your hobbies, Class Rep, however I sincerely hope that you are not thinking of singing to the girl in question. Gasp! It cannot be that you intend to do so at the school festival again!?”
“Nono, even I know that would be bad.”
Oh! Has he grown?
“Incidentally, what genre of song is it?”
“…It’s a secret,” he said with a blush.
Damned maiden.
“…I guess girls just find it a bother when somebody suddenly sings a song written for them?”
“I suppose. Not every girl is the same. I suppose the average girl would be shocked before happy.”
“I see…”
Class Rep dropped his head. So he really wants to sing, huh.
Perhaps I should confirm his intentions one more time when the school festival comes. I can’t discount the possibility that he’ll go into a frenzy and sing anyway.
“Instead of singing a strange song that you wrote, you might be better received singing an existing song for her instead.”
“I see.”
“Indeed. A while back, a certain person played a love song on piano. It was wonderful, and the girls were all over it. It shames me to say that even I felt a little something. It was surprising, coming from him. That is the key, Class Rep. Gap moe. Gap moe is everything.”
“Gap moe… I’m surprised you even know the word, Kisshouin-san. But hm, a gap in my image… Would it be surprising if I started playing instruments?”
“The diligent class representative playing a passionate song of love. I suppose it would be quite a gap indeed. Take care to choose the right song, though.”
“Like what? Something that brings to mind the ocean after all? Or would a song on piano be better?”
“The piano might be nice.”
“The problem is when I can play it…”
Suddenly…
“Class Rep, what’s wrong? Are you okay!?”
While the two of us were chatting in secret, Fellow Stalking Horse suddenly rushed out at us.
“Ah, Mizuzaki-kun. Did you need me?”
“No, I was going to ask if anything was wrong. She brought you over here, after all.”
Over here? Uh, we’re just in a normal hallway, but?
“Huh? I was just talking with her.”
“However…”
Stalking Horse seemed really worried for him. He even casually shielded him from me.
Hey, Stalking Horse, am I like some unthinkable fiend in your mind?
“…Umm, I don’t really get it, but I think you might be misunderstanding Kisshouin-san. It’s impossible that she’d do anything bad to me. I mean, she’s my love guru.”
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The Villainess Reika-sama
Romance[Offline purpose only] [All credits goes to the original author and translator] It was something that happened while I was waiting for the day of the primary school entrance exam. I realised that I had become one of the characters of a shoujo man...
