Sk8 The Infinity Incorrect Quotes

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*THE 'S' SQUAD*

CHERRY
okay who made the group
name it's ugly af

JOE
agreed. It needs to go

MIYA
Hold on I'll change it

LANGA
wait who made the group chat

FOXYLLAMA
heY wait no I msde it
don't change it :(

CHERRY
ah, Langa finally awake

(NAME)
stfu Reki it's ugly and
it needs t go

FOXYLLAMA
you guys never appreciate me :(

*MIYA changed the group chat name
to slimes + Miya & (Y/n)*

(NAME)
,,better,,

SHADOW
OMG I JUST SAW (Y/n) ON THE TV

FOXYLLAMA
Really? What's the channel?

SHADOW
Animal planet XD

JOE
ohMygOd

(NAME)
BOI I SWEAR
JUST WAIT TILL I GET
THESE HANDS ON YOU

MIYA
R.I.P. Shadow

SHADOW
👁👄👁

(NAME)
🕳 🧑‍🦽👩‍🦯
Yeeting Shadow into
a hole time.

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(NAME): *holds a gun out to Miya*
MIYA: I-I don't believe in guns.
(NAME): Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

JOE: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
SHADOW: It was (Y/n).
LANGA: It was (Y/n).
CHERRY: (Y/n) broke it.
(NAME):
(NAME): ...yOU PROMISED-

CHERRY: So how's the food (Y/n) made?
JOE: It's great! Compliments to them.
CHERRY: *goes to the kitchen*
CHERRY: You're adorable.
(NAME): *blushes*

MIYA: I wish I was a dinosaur.
(NAME): Why? Cause they're big and scary?
MIYA: Because they're dead.

(NAME): Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
REKI: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

*Langa and (Y/n) looking at a locked gate into a park*
(NAME): Aw. :(
LANGA: You know what they say.
(NAME): Please don't-
LANGA: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
(NAME): Frick-

CHERRY: So, according to my work, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
CHERRY: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
CHERRY: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

(NAME): Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

JOE: But what about Kaoru? They were my SOULMATE!
MIYA: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

CHERRY: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
JOE: I don't usually eat with losers.
CHERRY: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?

(NAME): Something's off.
SHADOW: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
(NAME): No, but that's funny.

JOE: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You're the faster one.
(NAME): Erm... it's nice see your smile when you win!
*later*
JOE: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.
SHADOW: Yeah, probably.

REKI: I'm proud to say I've come over my fear of ghosts!
LANGA: Eyy, that's the spirit!
REKI: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

SHADOW: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
MIYA: Spear.
SHADOW: BLOCKED.

(NAME): I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

MIYA: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!

LANGA: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
REKI: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

JOE: *makes Cherry a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
CHERRY: *sips tea*
JOE:
CHERRY: *finishes tea*
JOE: Didn't it taste bad?
CHERRY: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
JOE: *tearing up* Oh, okay.

LANGA: So, what are we doing?
SHADOW: Wasting our lives.
LANGA: I meant for lunch...

DEMON: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
MIYA: No returns.
DEMON: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

(NAME): Why are you like this??
CHERRY: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

CHERRY: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
REKI: ....
MIYA: .....
LANGA: ......
(NAME): ..Who?
CHERRY: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at (Y/n)*

JOE: Look, I'm glad everyone's on the same page.
JOE: But it's the last page in a book titled "we're all going to die".
REKI: That's not even clever.

(NAME): Kaoru is playing hard to get.
(NAME): Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

(NAME): Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
LANGA: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
LANGA: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

SHADOW: The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

CHERRY: Are you having another depressive episode?
(NAME): A depressive episode?
(NAME): I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

REKI: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.