𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗛 𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗛 ━ 𝗣𝗝𝗢 𝗢𝗡𝗘-𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

UMPAH UMPAH!

UMPAH UMPAH!

BABY, umpah-pah
Huh? It's a little weird (Ding!)
Um, where are you?
You keep missing the beat?

UMPAH UMPAH; LUCINDA'S ONE-SHOTS OF THE PJO CHARACTERS !

KEEP being dumb dumb
Wait, curious? This r-red flavour
[Happiness is nearby like ice-cream cake!] (ice-cream cake)

𝗟𝗨𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗔 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗦: Hello! Welcome to UMPAH UMPAH! Umpah Umpah is a title track released in August of 2019 by the K-pop girl group. Red Velvet! (They're the lovely idols that I chose to feature in this book) Or the alternate description of Umpah Umpah is, it's my new PJO one-shot book! I know that I already have a one-shot book [DAM IT] up, but that book is no longer in use! I would unpublish it, but that was my first Wattpad book posted, so I'm quite sentimental to remove it! So, in the meantime, all one-shots will be in this book for you guys to enjoy—But of course, you can go and read all the one-shots that are already posted on [DAM IT!] though I have to warn you that they're horrible and full of grammar errors!

Originally this book was supposed to be a one-shot book for Percabeth, but I decided otherwise as I wanted to write other ships too! Yet, the main ship that I'm going to be writing is Percabeth! Because there's probably going to be more Percabeth content than the other ships, I'm going to separate my one-shots; so underneath one divider is where all of my Percabeth one-shots are going to be, while underneath the other dividers are something else!

To let you know, in each one-shot, I'm going to list the warnings for it (if any), so you should check it before you read! Also, I like to note that I do not write smut, so please refrain from asking, and any minor reading this book, you're good! <3 Though some of my one-shots will be suggestive, it won't really go anywhere, so don't worry! If you don't feel comfortable reading a specific one-shot of mine, I won't be offended in any way, I promise! :) Read whatever you feel comfortable with!! Also, I tend to make a lot of grammar mistakes, so please kindly let me know if you spot any!! And oh, I take criticism though, please don't make it too harsh!

Additionally, there isn't really an update schedule for this book—It's more of whenever I feel inspired so, one-shots might be posted randomly throughout the month! This book isn't really a project for me like my other books; it's more like a place where I write out any random ideas that popped into my mind! Anyways, I hope everyone will enjoy all the one-shots I'll write for this book, and thank you for reading!! Have a good day/night! Much Love, Lucinda! ☔️

[ I also like to mention that there's probably going to be some references to the False God universe in my one-shots, so uh 👀👀 !! ]

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DISCLAIMER: I don't own the pjo universe or any of the pjo characters mentioned in this book, all right reserved to Rick Riordan! However, I do own each one-shot as they're my original creation and any original characters that are presented in this book. Also, all graphics and layouts for this book are made by me unless otherwise stated. Please don't steal anything from this book. Plagiarism is punished by the law.

IF any of my one-shots inspires you and you want to turn it into something more, please don't copy/steal it. You should be ashamed of yourself if you decide to do that as I put my own valuable time into each one-shot. Instead, please dm me and ask for permission! I promise that I don't bite! (This also implies to layouts.) However, if you still decide to plagiarize, I promise you that I will find you, and I'll steal your kneecaps x.

ꫂ ২ ζ  १ 𖥧 𓂃 ♥︎ ᨒ ALSO, I don't own any gifs presented throughout this book; they belonged to their rightful owner. I will take it down if requested by the owner.

dedicated to my readers and my friends; you know who you are :)

STARTED: JULY 18TH OF 2021
ENDED: HOPEFULLY ONE DAY </3