Anuseena - Far But Still Near

The Celebration🎉

They were on the way to home but HM stopped Anu..

HM: Anu... Suniye.. Jaldi se gaadi Ammi ke ghar ki taraf lijiye..

Anu: Kyu Hj.. Kya hua.. Tabiyat theek hai na(tensed)..

HM: Tabiyat bilkul theek hai aap bas jaldi chaliye hume kuch important lena hai waha se..

Anu : Acha acha chal rahe hain.. Par aap itna jaldi mai kyu hain..

HM: Anu dekhiye 4 baj chuke hain.. Aur maa ammi ghar aane wali hongi..Hum dono ghar par nahi honge to chinta karengi na.. Bas isiliye jaldi se saman leke ghar chalna hai..

Anu : Oh haan hum to bhool hi gaye the ki Maa aur Ammi se bhi milna hai.. Aap ke saath samay bitate waqt toh hum sabkuch hi bhool jaate hain..

HM: Bas bas itna makhan bhi mat lagaiye.. Ab jaldi se chaliye..

Anu : Haan ji.. Bas pahoch gaye..

AS and HM reaches Ammi's home.

HM: Anu hum na room se apna saman lene jaa rahe hain..

Anu : Ruk jaiye.. Hj.. Aap kaha seedhiya chadne jaa rahi hain.. Aur wo bhi aise bhaag bhaag ke..

HM: Aree Anu par hum late ho jayenge na!!

Anu : Rukiye hum le chalte hain aapko..

He picks Haseena in his arms and take her to her room.

Anu : Ab jaiye jo dhundna hai dhundiye.. Waise aapne hamari tareef nahi ki..

HM: kis baat ki tareef chahiye ab aapko Mr Singh!! (Rolls her eyes)
Oh acha aapko jhoothi tareef sun ne ki aadat ho gayi isiliye bolre ho na..

Anu : Aree.. Hum to apni fitness ki tareef sun na chahte the.. Aakhir aapko uthake upar tak lekar aaye..

HM: Aapko uthakar ka kya matlab h?.. Hum kya itne bhaari hain?

Anu : Dekhiye hum jhooth nahi bolenge.. Par aap na sach mai thodi 🤏🏻 moti ho gayi hai.. Thodi nahi asal me bhot (shows through hands) moti ho gayi hain..

HM: Anuu... Aaap.. Aap na bhot bure ho..

And she throws Pillow on him..

Anu: Hj sorry.. Sorry.. Hum.. Hum mazak kar rahe the.. Takiye mat phekiye.. Pleaseee..

Still throws the pillows..

Hm: mote hain hum.. Mote hain na hum to.. Ab dekhiye kya karte hain hum aapke saath..

Anu : Aree hum sach me aapke saath parihas kar rahe the.. Kripya hume shama kar dijiye.. (Holds her by her waist)

HM: Ek shart par..

Anu : Kahiye.. Kya shart hai.. Aapka to har aadesh man ne ko hum taiyar hain...

HM: Jo dress humne aapke liye li hai.. Wo pehen kar aaiye..aur ache se ready hokar aaiye.. Hume dekhna hai aap kaise lagoge..

Anu : Hj dobara nahi plz.. Subah se humne na jaane kitne kapde try kr liye hain..

HM: (overacting) "hum to aapka har aadesh man ne ke liye taiyar hain".. Yehi kaha tha na aapne kuch shan purv DSP ANUBHAV SINGH.. Kintu dekhiye.. Dekhiye inhe... Kaise mukar rahe hain apni hi kathni se..
Ya Allah!! Ye kaisa shauhar diya hai aapne hume.. Hamari itni.. Itni chootii sir icha ka maan bhi nahi rakh sakte.. (Fake crying)

AS: Aap na PJ se dur raha kijiye Hj.. Aur please rona band kijiye.. Hum abhi taiyar hokar aate hain.. Bilkul waise hi jaise aap chahti hain

HM : Yeaahhh... (Excitedly)