JOE
you arw so polite

(NAME)
Why thank you

CHERRY
How much have you had to drink?!

JOE
A baby and a half a donzen of babies

REKI
uhhh Cherry maybe you should pick
him up

* "Mom" "Dad" & two children*

(NAME)
omg you guys
I just had the best breakfast ever
It was an Oreo bagel with Oreo cream
cheese and Oreos inside
But I am not wearing stretchy pants
🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘 What are you guys doinggg
Do you want to do something tonight?
HELLO IT'S ME
Where are you guysssss I'm bored

CHERRY
some of us have WORK (Y/n)

(NAME)
fuck you Cherry😽😽

*Matchablossom +1*

CHERRY
Alcohol IS a solution

JOE
THE

CHERRY
I mean chemically it is a solution
But in this situation it is also my solution
Come at me wine

JOE
you do that joke yourself?
was a good one

(NAME)
As we've already established, Cherry's
incredibly unoriginal
That's obviously not his own joke.

*THE 'S' SQUAD*

REKI
jajajajaja I love the monkey man!

(NAME)
Anyone want to grab dinner?
Joe and I are heading to the
North End somewhere
Just pretend Reki doesn't exist

* "Mom" "Dad" & two children*

CHERRY
Dinner. 20 minutes

MIYA
what is dinner

CHERRY
sushi. It looks good.

MIYA
will it poison me?

CHERRY
Lets find out.

(NAME)
If I ever die and the police are involved...
you'll be the first one they'll question
with this attitude

*THE 'S' SQUAD*

(NAME)
I love you

JOE
Yes you do

(NAME)
I love you

JOE
I love you too

(NAME)
I low r you

REKI
is (Y/n) drunk...?

(NAME)
I lob yup

REKI
I lob yup too...?

(NAME)
I low. Yup

CHERRY
I low. Yup too

(NAME)
I logic uil

LANGA
maybe instead of humouring her...
Pick her up?

(NAME)
I love yup

LANGA
someone pick her up
already

*Joe*

(NAME)
You know what would be sexy?
Eating food off of each other😍😍

JOE
You didn't do the dishes.

(NAME)
I did not

*Renga +1*

REKI
You ready for tomorrow's
history test?

LANGA
Yea

REKI
what ended in 1896

LANGA
1895

REKI
yeah you ready

(NAME)
We're going to fucking fail😻😻

*Cherry*

(NAME)
I am the ghost of your sins
I am the ghost of your sins

CHERRY
wh-

(NAME)
wrong person sorry

CHERRY
oh
good luck haunting (Y/n)

(NAME)
thanks:)

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