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y/u/n: billies pissed that i have nails now
user1:why?
user2:such a bad gf💔
user3;they're pretty! but why
user4: me looking at the dumbies in the comment section 👀
user6: LMFAOOO
user7:tell her i can please her
user8:where the ring? ^^user9:girl what the fuck are you talking about? ^^user8:there's a rumor going around saying that they are engaged ^^user9:oh shit...but keyword rumor
user10:ditch your gf and be mines😩
finneas: TMI🙄 ^^y/u/n: i was about to say something but that would be too out of pocket so... ^^finneas:say it! ^^y/u/n: nah cause this is public and i don't want public people in my business
user11:FUCK ME
user12:ew
user13:billie should have just stayed with her ex ^^y/u/n: are you mad?
billieeilish:🙄 don't talkkkkkk to meeeee
claudiasulewski: cant wait to see you!!! ^^y/u/n: me too!!!!
today billie and i are supposed to meet up at finneas and claudia's house but claudia and i are going to do a youtube video so i'm going over earlier.
i get out of my car and knock on the front door. the door opens and i see the tall leprechaun. "hey y/n" he says
"hey leprechaun" i smile walking in
i go upstairs to their room to see claudia doing her makeup. "hey bae" i smirk
"you're here!!! hey y/n" she smiles at me through the mirror
"i'm going to scream,i'm expected to find a job at a hospital soon like damn maybe i want a break from life right now" i say
"well you did go to college to be a nurse so..."
"i didn't want to do this at first,it just had grown on me"
"well,are you ready for the video? i had people ask questions for us both so we can answer them"she starts putting up her makeup
"yeah i'm ready"i say
shortly she grabs her camera and we go downstairs. we head to the family room and kick finneas out.
she props up the camera before it starts filming. "hey,so today i have y/n with me and we are going to be answering questions" she says
"i really hope it's none crazy" i laugh
"well let's get started but before we get started let me say that my outfit is all from glamsquad and if you sue my code in the description you can get 20% off your order. they have really cool clothes and my closet is full with it" she says
i sit there watching her lying ass knowing damn well her closet only have three of those outfits in there. i look off to the side scratching my hair.
"so the first question is for y/n,what was your first kiss like?" she asks
"so i was....8 or 9 one of those,this is highly wrong for a child to be doing this but i had my best friend come over. we were playing dolls and shit and then i wanted her to stay and not leave. so we asked and out parents said yes. later that night when we were lying in my bed and facing each other we both just leaned in and then boom we were making ohhh. but this part right here is so wrong for my age" i pause laughing
"she straddled me and then we had literally started grinding on each other like ma'am you were a child what the hell were you doing? but we almost got caught luckily i pushed her off fast enough" i say
"oh my god" she laughs
"most of my friends that came over when i was young we made out,or scissored" i say
"does billie knows about this?" she laughs
"nah she will find out if she watches this" i say
"next question is for me,is it true you had braces?yes that's very much true" claudia says
"next is for me also,is it true you knew that annoying tiktok girl,who always wear bathing suits standing by the pool? if that's who i think you're talking about then yes!" claudia says
"do you two still talk? cause i just need to cuss her out or something cause it's old now" i say
"no,i don't talk to her now" she says
"next question is for you,who's your first girlfriend and boyfriend?" she asks
"my first girlfriend was when i was 13 or something and my first boyfriend was at 10,i don't remember there names so hey shoutout to you if you're watching this...horrible moments of my life" i mumble the last part
"damn the next is for you also,can you dance?"
"i don't know,i don't really think so but i was in a dance team for like two years of my life and i left,maybe i should go back,it was really fun" i say
"you totally should!" claudia exclaims
after the video i see billie have arrived and run into her arms. "hey baby" i say before i kiss her
"hey,i missed you" she says whining
"i'm working on getting a job also what if we moved in together? i'm so damn tired of living with my parents and i know you are too"
"that's true,i'm in" she smiles placing her hands on my waist
a/n:chapter was boring but i needed to upload something at least
