how I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics
Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
Emily: 👨🏻⚖️ < hotchs bitchass when he was a lawyer
Hotch: wasnt a judge or a lawyerIwas a prosecutor:/
Emily: NO ONE CARES.🤫🤫
Hotch: YOU BROUGHT IT UP??
Emily: WELL THE LAWYER EMOJI DOESNT HAVE A RED TIE🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Hotch: I WASNT A LAWYER
Emily: WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE THEY ARE THE SAME THING????🤨🤨🤨
Reid: Criminal defense lawyers work with the criminal themselves whilst prosecutors work as a representative of the state during a prosecution to ensure the criminal gets a fair charge for theircrime.
Emily: FUCK OFF WHATEVER
Hotch: Did you seriously not know that lol??? Embarrassing
Emily: FUCK YOU ✋🏻✋🏻
Derek: anyways..default hotch in the red tie 😩😩😩
Y/n: ultimate dilf energy
Y/n: I MEAN BYE 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Hotch: I was gonna wear a red tie today too huh
Derek: Should've:/🤪🤪🥶🥶🥶🥶 built: diff
Emily: NOT HOTCH ACCEPTING HIS DILF ROLE IN THE GROUP 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Hotch: I've come to realizeI am in fact a dilf, it is what it is
Derek: the blueprint ^🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾
Garcia:
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Derek: BABYGIRL???🤨😩😩🤩🤩
Emily: PEN LMAO WHAT 🤭🤭
Garcia: OMG NO NOT LIKE THAT I SENT A RANDOM MEME BC I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY I WASNT SAYING IT IN RESPONSE TO HOTCH OMG NO D:
Hotch: I know Garcia it's okay
Hotch: my son just ran into a wall brb
Emily: FUCKING JACK 💀💀 TELL HIM TO WATCH WHERE HES GOING FUCK FIRST THE STAIRS NOW THE WALLS😰
Derek: This is why I do not want sticky ipad kids wtf lmao 🥶🥶👹👹👹👹
Y/n: lmao what if they have to go to the er again
Emily: Hotchy hopscotch dont be flirting with mr hot nurse again 🤭
Y/n: 💀
Derek: Wish that were me😩😩🤑
Emily: HOTCH REMOVE HIM I AM TIRED.😰
Hotch: Jack messed his nose up lol r.i.p
Emily: WHY SO CASUAL WHAT???? 😭😭😭
Hotch: we're going to the hospital he's fine took it like a champ it's fine he didn't even cry
Rossi: Hope he feels better !
Derek: you come out of nowhere at the weirdest times 💀
Rossi: I'm making homemade pizza rn 🍕
Emily: OMW🥳🥳🤩
Rossi: Anyones welcome to come over!
Y/n: Spence, you know where to find me I can't turn down pizza 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Reid: On my way! See you there beautiful 👾
Garcia: so cute🥺🥺
Derek: ...
Emily: what?🤨
Derek: I crashed my car again..💀
Hotch: Why is it anytime Jack gets hurt you crash??
Derek: THANK YOU IM BLAMING YOUR SON IT TOTALLY WASNT BECAUSE I DROVE PAST A GROUP OF HOT LADIES AND LOOKED FOR TOO LONG AND DIDNT SEE THE POLE AH HA HA🤐🤐 fuck
Emily: That's what you get😁✋🏻
JJ: how many cars will he need to buy before it becomes too much? Real questions
Reid: I hope everyone's okay!
Derek: My ego isn't they laughed at me 😕😕 not into degrading
Emily: YO???? 😶
Derek: Okay I lied, sue me 🤥
Y/n: DEREK💀💀
Emily: I WILL HOTCH LET ME HIRE YOU BE MY LAWYER 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Hotch: I NEVER WAS A LAWYER- okay fine
Derek: Still on the prowl for hoes 🐅 lookin
Emily: Jail!😁
Y/n: Derek does yourcar work or do you need a ride? I just picked up Spence
Derek: I'mfine
Y/n: share your location I'm on my way
Derek: ..thank you
Emily: BAHHHA FUCKING LOSER 🥳🥳🥳
Rossi: Derek crashed again? My god you kiddos are crazy
