"Yeah it's Rumblr." Henry smiles.

"It's an app." Charlotte explains.

"It's called Rumblr." Henry adds.

"It's an app." Jasper smiles and kisses my cheek.

"I sometimes forget how old he is." Piper tells us and we all laugh.

"I don't." Charlotte smiles.

"What's Rumblr?" Ray asks.

"Well it's like a dating app but instead of matching women with creeps, it matches heroes with humans." Piper explains.

I'm glad I didn't use a dating app to find the love of my life. I met him when I got a job here and then we became best friends and once we kissed, that's when I found him. My soulmate is Jasper TBD Dunlop. I can't wait to be y/n Dunlop.

"Why would a villain want to find a hero to fight?" Ray asks.

"Attention." Charlotte says.

"Publicity." Piper says.

"Yeah think about it, any bad guy that fights Captain Man ends up all over the news." Jasper reasons.

"And if they actually beat you in a fight.." I begin.

"Boom! Evil sponsorship." Henry says, "They just turn their villain hobby into a career." 

"Yeah well no ones gonna beat me in a fight." Ray remarks.

"Big Talk from someone who's afraid to get on Rumblr." Piper says and we all 'Ooh' at this.

"I'm not afraid of getting on Rumblr!" Ray denies, "I just like meeting villains the old fashioned way that's all. Bump into them in the middle of a crime scene, start to batch a little, one thing leads to another, and suddenly I'm fighting this bad guy and it's amazing."

"Yeah dude that's not how villains and heroes meet these days." Henry remarks.

"Yeah well it should be!" 

"Just try it, get the app, make a profile, put yourself out there." Charlotte encourages.

"Ray, what if your perfect villain is out there waiting for you." I begin, touching his shoulder.

"Right now." Jasper finishes and sips his coffee with the mug I bought him..


"Yeah well, what if I find some guy I don't like?! And I accidentally spill mustard on my butt and....." Ray starts rambling on, "what that huh? What that?"

"Did that happen to you before?" Charlotte asks as Jasper takes my hand off Rays shoulder.

"No."

"Cause that's a very specific concern." Henry remarks.

"Didn't happen." Ray denies.

"What if you and Kid Danger went together?" Piper suggests.

"What you mean like, go on a double fight?" Ray asks.

"Sure, come on man! How often do we even fight crime anymore?" Henry asks with a smile, "Maybe once a week? Only on Saturdays? Listen, just come! Fun come on please?"

"Fine ok!" Ray says before dumping the cereal box in his mouth and spilling it, making me gag.

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"Okay, name... Captain Man, interested in... criminals... Ray we need that pic for your profile." Henry says.

"You can't rush it!" Schwoz exclaims.

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